FOX & SONY: ANNOUNCE ALL THE COMIC BOOK F**KING SPIN-OFF MOVIES
Yeah so these two posts came up today. But I didn’t get to them! And lord fucking knows they ain’t getting their own individual posts. They’re getting post-based bunk beds! They can talk to one another. Awkwardly masturbate for the first time while splitting a room. Tell each other their hopes and dreams as they slip off into slumber. I don’t even know what the fuck I’m saying. Anyways.
The X-Men and Spider-Man companies announced a shit load of spin-off movies.
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New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Stills: Dat Group Pose
Fuck-to-the-Yes! It’s been a week since Bucky and His Robo-Arm fisted my geek prostate! Which can mean only one thing for this pop culture whore. I’m staring at the Guardians of the Galaxy release date with fervor. On to the next one, on to the next one. Here to tide you and me over are a couple of new stills from the latest Entertainment Commercial Propaganda Rag.
DAMN. AMAZON has bought COMIXOLOGY.
The lumbering, heavy-lunged shamble towards the mono-culture continues on, friends. The latest merger between corporate entities isn’t as terrifying as Comcast and Time Warner. It’s more intriguing. Amazon, who pretty much sells Everything to All Of Us, has bought the number one provider of digital funny books.
Paolo Rivera’s killer art for ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’
The nauseatingly talented (and handsome) Paolo Rivera has whipped up some glorious artwork for next week’s episode of Agents of SHIELD. It’s as dope as you’d expect, am I right?
Hit the jump for more details about the art, and the episode.
Canadian dentist wants to CLONE JOHN LENNON. Raise him as son.
Man. All sorts of odd futuristic ethics questions here. Michael Zuk is some sort of weird, creepy obsessive fan of John Lennon. He bought the dude’s fucking tooth. Now he can’t wait until cloning restrictions are lifted so he can clone Lennon and raise him as his son.
STEPHEN COLBERT totally will replace David Letterman as host of ‘LATE SHOW.’
Interesting. Stephen Colbert will be replacing David Letterman next year as host of Late Show. First blush: nice. Second blush: how effective is Colbert when he is…himself? And not that caricature he effectively wields on The Colbert Report? This is not a rhetorical question, I’m genuinely wondering.
XBOX Head Guy: XBOX has “resource and ambition” to CHANGE THE WORLD. lol
C’mon Phil Spencer. I recognize that all of you Bloat-Brained Head Honcho Ding Dongs are prone to hyperbole. I get that. But how about you unfuck the gaming community’s perception of the XB1 before you blather your super-hype, nonsense-crap.
PENELOPE CRUZ is probably JOINING ‘BOND 24’
Bond 24 continues to coalesce into an actual thing. Hot off the news of a potential villain being cast last week (can it be hot off the press if it happened a week ago?), is the news that Penelope Cruz is joining the flick.
‘TRANSISTOR’ from ‘BASTION’ dev drops NEXT MONTH
Oh baby. I’ve been sweating Transistor since it was revealed last year. So tasty. So pretty. (Tasty?) And a good goddamn, I had no fucking clue it was dropping so soon. But it is, but it is. The son of a bitch shall be arriving on the PS4 next month.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: UK Stage Actress Up For Role
Here’s some gnarly news. The promise that Episode VII will see some new faces in key roles hasn’t been confirmed or denied because…well, no fucking casting has been announced! But! Recent rumor-news-nebulous-things suggest this promise shall hold.
