Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (5.15.14) In Case You Missed It…
It’s Thursday, and I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “Why the hell is there a BTFC today, Johnny? I’ve already been to the shop/ipad/whathaveyou and got my comics – why am I even reading this?” Here’s what I’m thinking: Maybe you missed something. Maybe something dropped off your radar. I don’t know. Intros are hard to do. Buy these flippin comics and I PROMISE you once read you will transform into a giant, dancing, Omega-Level robot. And just like most Omega-Level robots, you’ll do less monster-fighting and more sitting on your couch scratching your nethers and scrolling through tumblr. God Bless America.
Hit the jump and let’s talk comics!
Full list of comics out this week can be found HERE.
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New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ POSTER is a smidge too serious; NEW TRAILER MONDAY
Here’s a new Guardians of the Galaxy poster, which is clearly attempting to appeal to douchebags who aren’t immediately sold on ass-kicking sentient trees. I mean, all that serious posing! Goodness! Gracious. Eh, whatever. New trailer on Monday, so there’s that to get excited about!
‘TRANSFORMERS 4: AGE OF EXTINCTION’ Trailer: Optimus Rolls Dino Deep
Just Optimus Prime and Marky Mark. Hanging out. Broing out. Drinking beers and talking about fatherhood. Fighting robots. Facing extinction. Discussing humanity’s potential. Totally not tonally all over the place. W/E, I’m there. Day One. Chemically altered, ready to giggle.
BEAST from X-MEN got that terrifying secondary mutation.
A pretty fucking gnarly rendition of Beast by Gabriele Dell’Otto.
Harrison Ford has been offered role in ‘BLADE RUNNER’ SEQUEL
Just how many of Harrison Ford’s defining projects is the good sir going to return to? He’s doing Star Wars, he’s been hankering for Indiana Jones, and now he’s being offered the reins to Blade Runner 2.
‘FAR CRY 4’ dropping THIS NOVEMBER.
Fuck yeah! Far Cry 4 is coming this November. And while it’ll certainly lead to weight gain, neglect of my students, and dementia, I cannot wait for this fucking game.
TWO ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Trailer Teasers: ROCKET SPEAKZ, WOAH
[Update] Not one, but two! (and if they’re counting down I assume there’s a new one coming today as well) Guardians of the Galaxy teasers. A second one has dropped featuring dumb Bradley Cooper’s voice for Rocket Raccoon.
Here’s a fucking twenty-second teaser offering from the next Guardians of the Galaxy trailer. SHOUT OUT TO GROOT, STAR-LORD’S ABS, WALKING AROUND SPACE-CITIES, AND SLOW MOTION. I cannot fucking wait for this jam.
Roberto Orci officially directing ‘STAR TREK 3.’ Aiight.
Roberto Orci is officially directing Star Trek 3. Dude’s never directed a film before. (Co)written some movies I’ve enjoyed, (co)written some movies I haven’t enjoyed. So, I am officially agnostic regarding this news. How about you folks?
Rockstar promising “NEXT-GEN RELEASE” this fiscal year. GTA V HD, INCOMING.
JUST LAST NIGHT, I was shooting the shit with my friend. Shirtless, covered in suds, panting and momentarily recuperating in my kiddie pool. “Man”, he said. Chest heaving. “I want a next-gen version of Grand Theft Auto V, I’d play that shit again in a heart beat.” I nodded. “I bet you we’re going to get it announced at E3” I said, as I rolled over burying my face in the Jell-O at the bottom of the pool. He smiled and clambered forth.
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On this most merry of BATFLECK REVEAL DAYS why shouldn’t we continue the theme with some Batverse cosplay? Let’s go Bat-Crazy! Like we have rabies! Cause fucking bats have rabies or something! Unless they don’t! Snopesapedia that shit for me!
