Report: YOUTUBE buyin’ TWITCH for $1 Billion Smackers
Good god damn! YouTube is acquiring Twitch, the popular-as-fuck streaming gaming video watching service. Thing. Like, yeah. Where you watch the ass-lords try to be entertaining while playing World of Warcraft or inFamous: Second Son or whatever.
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These ‘LEBOWSKI SERIES’ PRINTS roll to victory
What I really wanted to say in the title was “these Lebowski Series prints by Bubblegun are what happens when you fuck awesome in the ass”, but it was getting a bit longwinded. Which I mean, for me to say, is pretty fucking damning. I’m the Chris Claremont of fucking blog posts. Anyways! Here they are.
Rumor: ORIGINAL unf**ked ‘STAR WARS’ TRILOGY coming to Blu-Ray.
Shout out to our own community member Seth for drawing this to my attention. It couldn’t be. It can’t be. I’d cry too hard. It makes too much sense. But yes! The original, unfucked, pristine Star Wars trilogy may be sauntering onto Blu-Ray? Don’t fuck around with me, Rumor Bros!
Rumor: REMASTERED ‘HALO’ COLLECTION dropping on XB1 THIS YEAR
HEY KIDS! Bummed out that Halo 5: Guardians of the Galaxy ain’t dropping until 2015? Me too! Are you also a consumerist whore like me, who will buy visually improved editions of games you already own? THEN I MAY HAVE A FUCKING SALVE FOR YOU.
Brubaker & Phillips are rocking Hollywood Noir with ‘THE FADE OUT.’
Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips are a comic book power couple. Even if I’m not obsessive over all their collaborations, their names alone are enough for me to get intrigued. Maybe even marginally jacked + pumped. Right off the bat. Their latest effort to be revealed is some straight-up Hollywood Noir shit. The Fade Out.
First “EPISODE VII’ photo released as filming begins
YeahokayIknowthisisntreallyafuckingphotofromthemoviepersay. But hey, I’m a Star Wars fanboy, and you’re on my site. I hope that either you’re down with the Force, or can at least accept me despite my flaws. ‘Cause I’m beautiful! And you’re beautiful! And here’s a photo! Acknowledging filming has begun! From Bad Robot’s Twitter.
‘HALO 5: GUARDIANS’ dropping on XB1 IN Fall 2015.
Looks like we’re all going to have wait until 2015 for that killer game for the XB1. (Unless you’re not down with Halo, in which case you probably don’t own an XB1 anyways.) Yup-yupyup-yupyupyup, the next installment in the franchise is dropping then.
Jupiter’s “GREAT RED SPOT” is shrinking. Nothing gold can stay.
Jupiter’s Great Red Spot is fucking shrinking! Son of a bitch. That whirling dervish of a storm that’s been rocking since at least 1831 is down to the width of one Earth. How fucking pedestrian.
Japanese drink company planning to put FIRST AD ON THE MOON
This is real. But, you know. “When deep space exploration ramps up, it’ll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.”
