‘Big Hero 6’ Trailer: We Jumped Out A Window!
Man. I know nothing about the Big Hero 6 source material upon which this movie is based. It’s like — Marvel, right? Are there six heroes? The fuck is the number for? Google it, you say? YEAH OKAY KNOW IT ALL. What I do know is that this shit looks adorable as fuck.
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BioWare discussing next ‘Mass Effect’ at this year’s Comic Con
C’mon, BioWare. Stop fucking around with me, and Mass Effect 4. You’re “discussing” this shit at this year’s SDCC? The fuck does that mean? Bro I need footage. I need footage stat.
GEEKGASM: First look at ULTRON + MORE in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’
Well stuff my fucking ass with wonder while I scream “Daddy Odinson”, this shit is the glory. Entertainment Weekly has dropped a whole cavalcade of Avengers: Age of Ultron info and images. And oh baby – are they making me squirt.
Thunderously Awesome: Marvel’s New Thor is going to be a woman.
Nary a week ago my fiancee told me she wanted to be Thor. She asked if there was a female equivalent, and I said Valkyrie. But I followed it up by saying fuck that. You be Thor, if that’s what you’re feeling. Don’t take some mitigated, half-character. Bullshit. And now my prophetic suggestion has become fucking canon. This ain’t “Lady Thor”, this ain’t “Femme 63 Thor”, it’s the bonafide God of Thunder.
Kurt Russell: Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’ may shoot in early 2015
Kurt Russell. Don’t fucking tease me, brolo. Don’t be running your gorgeous, Plisskenian lips about a new Tarantino joint if you don’t mean it. If it ain’t substantiated. ‘Cause telling me the filming may begin in early 2015 got my balls a-flutter.
Sony thinking about PlayStation 4 early access program
For the past couple of weeks, Bateman, Rendar, and I have been rocking BroForce on Steam. It is not a finished game. However, it is awesome. So long as you take it with a grain of salt, recognizing that it is in-progress. So knowing what love I have for the early title, I’m more than stoked that Sony is thinking of offering a a similar program.
‘Better Call Saul’ is set in 2002. Features time travel
Shit I mean not like literal time travel, but the show is going to be NON-LINEAR AS FUCK. Apparently. The son of a bitch starts in 2002 when good old Saul wasn’t even Saul, but it’s going to span the length of Breaking Bad. And beyond?!
Dude wins SF4 EVO championship using stock PS1 controller
The EVO (fighting game tournament, you fucking scrubs) championships were this weekend. And the dude who took home the prize in Street Fighter 4 dominated the game using a PS1 controller. I find this particularly amazing, as someone who is talentless in fighting games, and permanently enamored with the PSX.
Monday Morning Commute: MIND-TRAVEL the UNIVERSE!
Close your eyes. Take a breath. It’s going to be okay.
It doesn’t matter if you’re out of gas money or your car’s exploded or you’re in too much pain to get off the couch. `Cause that’s not what real traveling’s about. In any of those circumstances, you can still close your eyes and tune out. And right when you think all you’re perceiving is the Great Nothing, you’re going to realize that you’ve fallen into the Wonderful Everything.
I want you to mind-travel the universe.
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Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! I’m going to highlight some of the ways I’ll be staving off existential crises and reinstalling hope. After you see what I’m doing, hit up the comments section and share your own prospective week-activities.
C’mon, don’t be a lamebrain!
Cosplay: Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers) dominating the game!
The current Ms. Marvel may be my favorite Marvel comic book jam going, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate some old school Carol Danvers. Right? Amirite?! I’m right. I knew it.
