‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
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Monday Morning Commute: 2 Minutes To Midnight
Hello, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column that serves as the Balm that soothes the Unrelenting Burn of It All. Within this post, the lot of us wearied travelers come together. We feed each other Chez-Its, and perhaps too lovingly brush the crumbs from one another’s lips. We rub each other’s backs, leaving the hand perhaps a moment too long on the small of one another’s back. And most importantly, we share the various Arts & Farts that we’re looking forward to on a given week. The sort of Necessary Distractions that illuminate our lives, titillate our brains, and distract our souls from the Maelstrom.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
New ‘Mighty No. 9’ Gameplay Footage: It’s progressing mega well
Here’s some new footage from the upcoming Megaman Sequel Mighty No. 9 by the good creator of the Robot Boy himself. And goddamn, if it isn’t looking like everything we’d expect from a Megaman Sequel this spiritual successor. I’ll say it again — ya dun goofed, Capcom.
Cosplay: Ramona Flowers rolling through our Sunday
I don’t really have anything to say about this cosplay. It’s v. nice. No puns. Just cosplay. It’s Sunday. The Lords’ (Of Caffeine) Day. Rest now.
Creator of ‘The Shield’ making a pilot for Amazon
Amazon straight cleanin’ up creators from some of my favorite shows and turning them lose on producin’ original content for them. First Chris Carter, and now Shawn Ryan.
Marvel announces all their f**king release dates through 2019
Looks like if Justice League: Ain’t Nobody New In Town doesn’t want to compete directly with Marvel, they won’t be able to claim release date ignorance. The House of Ideas has dropped their Cinematic Schedule straight through fuckin’ 2019. Goddamn, 2019. I’ll be bald, fat, wedded, prone to leaky nipples, and probably have a kid. The future is going to be fun. But it’s also going to be fucking terrifying.
Weekend Open Bar: It’s A Dirty, Sassy Liquor
Crack open a pint of your preferred Esophageal Lubricant and stay awhile. For many that’s some bougie hard alcohol on the rocks. For others, unrefined and pinned to the Great Wall of Dementia, it’s seventy-three Diet Dews with a splash of Heart Palpitations. Whatever way the arrow of your taste bends, you’re welcome here. ‘Cause this is Weekend Open Bar.
Cosplay: Snowba Fett is killin’ the mash-up game.
Snowba Fett! The mash-up I never knew I wanted, and now am vaguely grateful for. That’s it. That’s all I got for empty ramblings. Go enjoy the cosplay.
The ‘Uncharted’ flick will start shooting in early 2015
The Uncharted movie is one of those projects that’s talked about so fucking often, in so many contradictory ways, that I’ve sort of just tuned it out. So color me surprised to hear that the film will begin shooting in early 2015. ‘Cause frankly I had completely forgotten that it had even found a director.
