‘The Evil Dead’ getting TV series starring Bruce Campbell
Evil Dead is getting itself a TV show, starring the Man Himself. Color me enthused. My love (or conversely, hate) for the idea of an Evil Dead TV series has always hinged on whether or not Bruce Campbell is involved. Now that Campbell is confirmed to be starring in the son of a bitch, I can throw my INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE, perhaps UNIMAGINABLY HUGE INTERNET PRESENCE behind this development.
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Microsoft files ‘Battletoads’ trademark, my childhood weeps happily
Microsoft has filed a trademark for Battletoads. According to the Web, of course. SURELY YOU JEST, CRUEL INTERNET? Don’t fuck around with me. I’m more than fucking ready to rock out to a modern, side-scrolling Toadtacular beat ’em up. So don’t play with my heart.
Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn in ‘Suicide Squad’
I don’t know Margot Robbie. I know she was in Markus Scorceze’s thirteen-hour movie, The Scarface of Fart Street. So I don’t know if I should be excited or not that she’s playing Harley Quinn. I mean, she sort of looks like Quinn?
Finalized cast for ‘The Hateful Eight’ has been revealed. Let’s do this.
Tarantino and company have dropped the final cast for The Hateful Eight on our asses. And boy is it dope. I love the eccentricities of Tarantino’s castings for all his flick, with the Excitable One (I can relate) often going with choices outside the Hollywood Machine’s box.
Maybe: Jared Leto joining ‘Suicide Square’ flick as The Joker
Can’t just take a nice fucking Friday night off, eh? The Internet refuses to Stop. Like I’m trying to eat dinner and get ready to hang out with Rendar and this shit drops. Whatever. Okay. Jared Leto as Joker. What do you think? 1,2,3, go! I’m down with it.
New ‘Mass Effect’ Concept Art: Brooding Planets, Gorgeous Citadels
Could I have integrated this post into my first Mass Effect blathering of the day? You bet your ass! But I want it sequestered. For easy access. For ogling. For touching. For nodding. For no good but yes fun.
Watch: Blizzard reveals ‘Overwatch’, team-based multiplayer shooter. Wit heroics and such.
Okay, Blizzard. You got my attention. I was waving used toilet paper dismissively in the way of this year’s Blizzcon. But then you dropped this dope reveal. Overwatch. A team-based multiplayer shooter with pizazz, elements from the cancelled MMO Titan, and heroics and shit.
Details and a trailer after the jump.
Multiple Clonegasms: ‘Orphan Black’ Season Three Teaser
Am I being really vague pimping this Oprhan Black season three teaser? I am! ‘Cause I have two fucking episodes left in the second season. I’m a failure! But I’m just pretty jacked+pumped that a third season is arriving, so I’m sharing this shit. Enjoy it! Don’t spoil it!
‘MASS EFFECT’ NEWS: ‘Halo 4’ writer penning; new species and aliens
I miss Mass Effect. Like a lot. Like, despite not even being able to go near Mass Effect 3, and feeling vaguely certain they destroyed the Reaper lore by the end of the first trilogy. Even with that all considered, fuck, I need it. So Gods (Or Reapers?) bless that N7 Day, 2014 has brought more news about the next installment.
