Justin Lin being courted for ‘Fast and Furious’ multi-part finale

Justin Lin

Justin Lin is one of my favorite action directors. I’m not even kidding. I’M NOT EVEN TROLLING. So goddamn yes I’m glad he’s returning to the franchise he helped resurrect.

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Amazon and Hachette settle e-book pricing feud. LAZY CONSUMERISM BACK ON.

blood feud done.

IT’S ABOUT TIME. Amazon is absolutely the devil. Absolutely ruining everything. Also absolutely essential to my life. And for months now I haven’t been able to order books from them because they’ve been beefing with Hachette. Now! Now though. It’s over.

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‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Trailer: Back To The Scum and Villainy

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Telltale games has dropped a trailer for Tales from The Borderland. Beckoning me back to my favorite hive of scum and villainy. Are you like me? Like scum? Like villainy? Check out this trailer.

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Weekend Open Bar: Of course…But maybe!

of course but maybe

Hello, friends. The heat is on, the sky is dark. My belly is full of queso and contentment. It’s the weekend. Let’s all gather here at theOpen Bar and shoot the shit for the next couple of days. ‘Cause if you can suck wind, suck down bandwidth, and take the time to join in this weekly commune…things could be worse. Maybe better? Sure. But maybe worse? Definitely.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: We Are All Robot Apocalypse Puppets

Extended Sadness.

I’m really excited for Avengers: Age of Ultron. This is despite the fact that Ultron is one giant Robotic Trope that has already been beaten into Vibranium and smeared across our pop culture face over and over again. But fuck! If it a trope that ain’t broke, don’t fix it? And this is one trope I love.

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Philae lander sends back first picture taken on a f**king comet

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I’ll give humanity this. Every once in a while it does something impressive. While our governments are stripping down our rights and crushing us under their boots, every once in a while fleeting agencies within these rotting, antiquates corpses have found the time to pull off something sublime. Like the definition of sublime. Sending back a fucking image. From a comet.

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Views From The Space-Ship: The House On The Hill

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I am Caffeine-Powered-Guy. I’m a busy guy. A delirious guy. A guy with no underwear and too many smiles. Here’s a look at my world. You didn’t ask for it, and you shouldn’t accept my offer. But if you’re curious. Here it is. A direct camera feed from the porthole in my room on the Space-Ship into the outside realm. Feel free to share your own Existential Perspective in the comments.

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‘Uncharted’ movie getting script from ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ and ‘Hurt Locker’ writer

Uncharted.

I’m down for an Uncharted movie. Since it essentially is a video game that wants to be Indiana Jones. Movies influencing video games influencing movies. The cultural ouroboros that writhes just below our level of perception momentarily peeking its head out. So if it must happen — and I want it to happen — why not have the adaptation land a dope writer?

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Christoph Waltz all up in ‘Bond 24’

Christoph Waltz

Is there anything you wouldn’t want to see Christoph Waltz in? Oh, Green Hornet you say? I ain’t never seen it but I appreciate your contribution. My personal response? Fuck naw! And I definitely ain’t opposed to seeing him up in my favorite Spy Flick Franchise.

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OMEGA-CAST #12: Part 2 – Jack Off (From The Matrix)

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Here’s part two of the fucking insanity that was recorded over Columbus Day Weekend. This pig-fucking rot-fest is filled with pseudo-intellectualism, superhero talk, Bateman body slamming a pizza delivery guy while we’re recording, and thirteen undergrad communication majors feeding us Skittles for internship credits. It’s pretty mundane, per usual. We also discuss my (temporary) departure from Facebook, Avengers 2: Tony Boner Time, and more.

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