Netflix: We need to raise $1 Billion in debt for original content

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Netflix is looking to cut itself out a hunky, chunky, delicious portion of debt pie. The company wants to take on $1 Billion in debt so it can give us a fourth season of House of Cards. On a real rocket. In fucking space.

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Monday Morning Commute: A Sense of Overriding Futility

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It is officially the fucking doldrums, yo. The Prole Bowl has come and gone (The Lords of Kobol are kind to me), and now darkness descends upon my sad, empty life. Oh sure I could stare even further into the Abyss what, with the White Noise of sports-based distraction shuffling back into the Miasma. But who wants that? Not this bro.

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Leaked: Live-Action ‘Titans’ cast, including Dick Grayson, and Barbara Gordon

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ALL HAIL THE PANTHEON OF DC COMIC BOOK TELEVISION EXPERIENCES. Hail! Hail! Hail! All hail this leak of the cast for an upcoming addition to the pantheon, Titans.

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Sony sells Sony Online Entertainment, them folks behind ‘Everquest’

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Sony has sold the branch of their company that produced, most importantly, The Matrix Online. And some other game called Everquest or some shit. The rebranded company is getting OBVIOUS METAPHOR AS FUCK and renaming themselves Daybreak Game Company.

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‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer: Clooney is the Architect-Wizard

So we still have no idea what this movie is about. And Damon Lindelof is like, rubbing his nads and being like “Yeah, yeah…mystery. Oh yeah. Keep ’em guessing. Yeah.”

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Rose Byrne returning for ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

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Looks like Chucky Xavier is getting his love interest back in X-Men: Apocalypse.

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‘Jurassic World’ Super Bowl Trailer: Ridin’ With The DinoSquad

So okay. I’m pretty much down with this movie until proven otherwise. It’s got the goddamn Star-Lord riding with a DinoSquad, ready to take on the most dangerous dinosaur ever: ScienceT-RexGeneticSpliceRoar. Or whatever they’re calling it.

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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Sony teases ‘Metal Gear Rising 2’, so maybe I should play the first?

Oh word?! Metal Gear Rising Raiden: The Devil May Cry Chronicles is getting a sequel! Interesting. I didn’t ever get down with the original Metal Gear Rising. Wasn’t a conscious decision to ignore the game, though. In fact, more than one friend was all “bruh, stop stroking it to promo stills of The Rock from Furious 6 and check this game out.”

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‘Tomorrowland’ Super Bowl Trailer Teaser: Brad Breeds Believers?

Here we go! We’ve been getting legitimate Super Bowl trailers the past couple of days. No teasers of trailer teasers?! But thankfully Tomorrowland has stepped up.

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