‘Rise of the Tomb Raider’ Launch Trailer: More like Rise of the Gloom Raider, amirite?

Rumor: ‘Batman’ solo movie to feature The Red Hood, Joker, based off “A Death In The Family”

Batman from Dawn of Justice.

The Batman solo flick is the one movie I’m really, really, really sweating in the DCU. Primarily because I think Ben Affleck is a talented director (if he ends up directing the movie, which he keeps wavering on, but I have faith), and the movie, won’t, you know, involve Zack Snyder. Details are beginning to emerge (or purportedly emerge, I guess) about the movie, and whelp. It seems interesting.

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AMC’s ‘Preacher’ Teaser Trailer: A (Wonderful) Taste Of Hell

I really, really, really want this adaptation to be good.

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Weekend Open Bar: Go Van Gogh on a house rat!

one half of the great

It’s the freakin’ Weekend, baby! Halloween Weekend, to be exact! Slice your flesh-sack, provide the blood to the altar! Summon a wonderful fucking weekend for yourself, and the other denizens of the Perpetually Decaying Universe! Entropy! Ain’t nothing more fucking terrifying than that! But we’re here! We’re here, together! So let’s hang out at the Open Bar!

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‘Ratchet & Clank’ Reboot Trailer: What Was Gorgeous Is Gorgeous Again

‘Horizon: Zero Dawn’ Gameplay Trailer: Hunt the RoboDinos For Loot and Glory

I futz with this game. I futz with this game, hard.

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Oh: Nintendo’s first smartphone game is ‘Miitomo’

Miitomo

Ah! So I’m glad I can continue on my merry way of having no fucks to give re: Nintendo’s smartphone presence.

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Matthew McConaughey turned down ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ villain role

Well, shit. Matthew McConaughey turned down the “villain” role for Guardians for the Galaxy 2. Which, whatever that means, has me thinking he turned down the role of Star-Lord’s dad. I get it. He’s got shitty Lincoln car commercials to star in while “maintaining” his “integrity” or whatever #baselessbitterness.

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Report: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ trailer debuting with ‘The Force Awakens’

This makes sense. Disney is propelling us into the apocalyptic monoculture, slowly accumulating our entire pop psyche for their benefit (and mine, #stockholder). So why not use the amazing largesse of corporate synergy that The Force Awakens presents as a means to promote another vessel?

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‘Detroit’ Announce Trailer: Do Androids Dream Of The PS4?