‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘Episode VIII’ script is done, says J.J. Abrams

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Don’t forget. The Force Awakens ain’t just the return of Star Wars, its the kick-off for the annual extraction of Forceful dollars from all of us Star Wars fanboys. And while there are anthology movies coming and such, it’s the “Skywalker Saga” that is the beefiest proposition for me. And just as Episode VII looms, the Episode VIII script has been finished.

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Nicolas Winding Refn’s ‘The Neon Demon’ picked up by Amazon for theater distribution and streaming

The Neon Demon

The war between Netflix and Amazon continues. The former snagged the rights to Beasts of No Nation this year, and Amazon has answered by procuring the rights to the next Winding Refn jam.

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‘World of Warcraft: Legion’ Cinematic Trailer: Game Dropping Summer 2016

Well, the Demon Hunter shows no lack of raging fortitude, huh? I’ll be back for this WoW expansion, just like I’m back for all of them. (Though, I didn’t even play Warlords. I just uh, sort of bought it. But that counts on some level, right?)

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ TV Spot #1: Every Generation Has A Story

‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Trailer: Happy N7 Day, But Like, Some Footage Maybe?

BioWare has dropped a new Mass Effect 4 trailer in celebration of N7 Day. It’s all good and such, with Commander Shepard “signing off” or whatever. But man. Can we see some fucking footage? Like even a dialogue wheel? Maybe?

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Weekend Open Bar: We’re trying to plug a hole in the universe!

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Ah! A toast to the Elder Ones for allowing me to make it to another Weekend. I am currently caught in some sort of time-displacement, shuffling between the expansion and contraction of Linear-ExistenSpace. Weeks that fly by, while feeling draining. Moments that drag on, while evaporating at impressive speeds. But that’s neither here nor there, for the next couple of days! It’s the Weekend! And with that comes the Open Bar.

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‘Warcraft’ Official Trailer: Orcs & Humans & Violence-based Group Therapy

‘Jurassic World’ becoming a trilogy; #runrunrun!

‘Jurassic World’ Final Trailer: Run! Run! Run!

Why have one Jurassic World movie when you can have three?! Especially when the first pile of dinosaur turd made $4 trillion dollars?

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Blizzard’s ‘Overwatch’ dropping Spring 2016 for PC, XB1 and PS4

‘Overwatch’ Gameplay Preview: Hands-On With This Gorgeous Game

Man. Blizzard’s Overwatch looks dope as fuck. But I’m simply not good at MOBAs, nor do I have the time to learn them. Does that mean I won’t enjoy this game? I don’t know. I suppose I’ll find out when I (potentially) buy the game when it is released, come Spring 2016.

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‘The Hateful Eight’ Trailer: So Who Are Ya?