‘Star Wars’ spin-off has shortlist of actors to play Young Han Solo

Han Solo

The impossible task of filling the shoes of a Young Han Solo is coming to an end. Or, at least, they’re going to cast Young Han Solo. I don’t know if the actor will be able to fill the shoes. Like I said, impossible.

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Monday Morning Commute: Deus Ex Slopculture

slopculture

It’s another edition of Monday Morning Commute, folks. Borne up out of the primordial sludge that are my synapses. Rotted neuro-wires shooting electricity aimlessly across the hollowed-dome of my brain-piece. My poor taste strained through the rotting diaper filled with the refuse of a consumed Elder One’s husk.

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Officially Official: Ryan Coogler directing ‘Black Panther’

Ryan Coogler.

Man. I’ve written this post like three times. Ryan Coogler directing Black Panther. Only to have it contradicted a couple hours later, “oh no it’s not official, but it’s going to happen probably” — and then, silence. But tonight? Tonight! It’s official. So help me God.

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Rob Liefeld wants Jon Hamm for Cable; provides artwork to make his case

Jon Hamm

Rob Liefeld is a man-child of infinite splendor, a man whom I can look up to for inspiration and pouches. The BoyGenius weighed in last night on Jon Hamm’s Golden Globes win, using the time to stump for the actor to play Cable. I mean, this shit ain’t ever going to happen. But we can dream.

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Cosplay: Mad Moxxi here to stimulate your Borderlands (2)

Space Swoon: Massive galaxy is sporting a super-hungry black hole

‘Batman v Superman’ TV Spot: BatGuy is way mad Superman wrecked his car

Apparently the World’s Greatest Detective thinks it is a good idea to try and hit an Indestructible Alien with his car.

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‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 is a murder mystery; maybe dropping this year

‘Game of Thrones’, ‘Silicon Valley’ and ‘Veep’ returning April 24

‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 Teaser: The Past Is Already Written

HBO has revealed the Drop Date for their beefy trifecta of programming that usually carries us through the Spring and into the Summer. April 24!

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Original ‘Half-Life’ writer Marc Laidlaw has left Valve

Half-Life.

The writer of the original Half-Life has left Valve. I don’t know if this is directly impacting the development of Half-Life 3, or if the game is even *in* fucking development. But this is a bummer.

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