‘Gears of War 4’ Multiplayer Beta Hitting April 18
Like all premiere games with a multiplayer component, Gears of War 4 is getting itself an MP beta. Said beta shall be dropping April 18. Will I be playing said MP player? Nah. But those of you barking at the door for it to open, if you will, shitty figurative language, if you will, prepare yourselves.
‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Final Trailer: This War Is Bigger Than Everyone
So close. So close.
Monday Morning Commute: We’re all Cybertrash at The End of the Digital World
This is Monday Morning Commute. During Sprang Break! Spring Break! Sprang Spring Break Break! What’s up, meat-bags. How are the Feeds treating you? Do you feel well? Has your primal reptile-brain-piece been sated by the constant deluge of gifs, memes, lists, inconsequential SportNews, and other miscellany? Of course not. Of course not. We cannot ever get enough, for the Physical can never be Sated. Such is life. Such is life.
Upload your mind to a computer and face the horror that you cannot slough off Primordial Want simply when you slough off your mortal coil. Genetics transcend the Physical. They’re hard-coded into our circuits, no matter whether those circuits eat up meat-space or cyber-space.
But hey, that’s fucking okay. We’re in this together. Whether we’re nano-clouds in the NanoCloud, or whether we’re meat-monkeys in the HardSpace.
While we’re here, Here, or here, let’s share what we’re looking forward to this week. Let us share the various distractions that we hope will (and secretly know will not) fill the gaping maw in our Existential Guts.
I’ll go first. I hope you join me in the comments.
‘Fallout 4’ Automatron DLC Trailer: Battle Bots In The Wasteland
Man. Just when I think I’m done with Fallout 4, Bethesda announces their first slice of DLC hits in eight days. But ha! I have the antidote for my Fallout 4 addiction! Yes! It’s uh, an addiction to another game. The Division.
