‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Full Trailer Dropping Tomorrow

A teaser trailer’s teaser! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck yeah! More Star Wars goodness dropping tomorrow, keeping my perpetually erect fanboy-boner a nice hue of purple. Marvel and Lucasfilm just double teaming uh, that thing? Something?

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Cosplay: Scarlet Witch, beautiful enough to start a (civil) war

Watch/Listen: Heavy Metal Covers of iPhone Ringtones

I am the perfect patient for such a convergence of dork. iPhone user? Check. Metal listener? Check. Mash-up sucker? Check.

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Disney’s ‘The BFG’ Trailer: Welcome To Giant Country

Erik Bauersfeld, voice of Admiral Ackbar & Bib Fortuna, has passed away

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So it goes. Bummer.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ BTS Photo reveals Panther and Bucky getting close

Official Behind-The-Scenes photo from The Russo BREHS. Totally showing Panther and Bucky getting close, getting to know one another, getting to do this or that or the other thing. Maybe hug. Hug, right?

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Netflix negotiating to complete and distribute lost Orson Welles’ film ‘The Other Side Of The Wind’

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I didn’t know that Orson Welles had a lost film! Well, Netflix knows. And they’re negotiating for the rights.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Madagascar Gameplay Trailer: Gorgeous (Not Completely) Open World

So gorgeous. So soon. Don’t let me down, Naughty Dog.

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Rumor: ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ is the title of next Spidey movie

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The Internet is a-buzz with the possibility that the title of the next Spider-Man movie has leaked. The source? A URL that Sony has registered.

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Monday Morning Commute: the whirlybird of universal disconstants

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Looking back upon my past, over the past (six months), of the past (several years), two questions have arisen. The first one, perhaps obvious, is: who am I? The second one, perhaps obvious, perhaps not obvious, is: who was I? It’s easy to sift through the wreckage, the diamonds, the wrecked diamonds of your past these days. Facebook and Timehop provide constant reminders of what you were doing, this day, year, years, eons, ago. A feedback loop of experience. Remembering the remembrances, especially if you share those memories of memories. A feedback loop of experience.

I don’t know if I’ve gotten older (slowed down) or I’ve gotten older (matured) or if I’ve gotten older-older. But, this much is certain: I do not recognize the Man piercing time-space from the Linear-Past. Or more accurately: I do not recognize when I stopped being the Man piercing time-space from the Linear-Past, and became the older-older, more haunted, more nostalgic CaffPow.

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