‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ confirmed for “Early 2017” launch

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Jesus Christ. When all is said and done I’ll have been waiting five fucking years for my next Mass Effect. Five fucking years!

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Watch: ‘Empire Strikes Back’ gets James Bond-esque Opening Credits

Weekend Open Bar: Knobs and Curses

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Weekend Open Bar! Come one, come all! Step right up into the saloon. Hang your jacket up by the fire, ignoring the blood trails. Step right up to the bar. Order your favorite drink, ignoring the bartender’s third eye. Step right up to the gathering in the corner. Tell me what you’re up to this weekend, ignoring my phlegmy laugh, and the circles under my eyes.

This is the weekly weekend column where we weakly, meekly, or enthusiastically (accounting for everything in-between) hang out. Sharing what we’re looking forward to this weekend. Be our foods, our games, our comics, our books, whatever the case! This is the place. Whatever the case!

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‘Battlefield 1’ is next ‘Battlefield’ game; set in Alternate History WWI

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They’re..they’re really running out of wars to till, huh?

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Space Swoon: Spiral Galaxy NGC 4394 glimpsed by Hubble

Adam McKay adapting comic ‘Irredeemable’ for the movies

Irredeemable.

Adam McKay is keeping some of his skills in the comic book adaptation game, man. McKay was brought in to add his writing chops to Ant-Man after the departure of Edgar Wright, and now he’ll be directing Irredeemable.

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Official: Alden Ehrenreich is the new Han Solo for ‘Star Wars’ spin-off

New ‘Star Trek’ series is airing weekly in 2017 on CBS’ streaming service

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Great. Just what we need. Another streaming service. CBS got their own, and they’re bringing Star Trek back on it. I feel like we’ve known this for a bit, but I suppose this is confirmation.

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‘Fallout 4’ Far Harbor DLC Trailer: Paid Our Dues In Blood & Bullets

I spent four months playing Fallout 4Four fucking months. Loved it. Love it. That said, I’m terrified about getting back into it with the release of Far Harbor. The game steals me, steals my mind, steals my heart. To escape once was lucky, may I escape twice? We shall find out, I suppose.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Part 1 and Part 2 will be Retitled

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Really? Retitling Avengers: Infinity War’s two parts? Like — they’re pretty straight forward, and sensible. However, the Russo Brothers say the titles are temporary. But hey, I guess it makes sense, if they’re actually different-enough movies. At the same time, though. They’re certainly better than Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Anthology Tales Time or whatever Lucasfilm is titling their side flicks.

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