Views From The Space-Ship: Glimpse of the Console Cowboy
I realize it’s been a minute since I posted a shot of my actual desktop, which was the original purpose of this way back in the day (nearly seven fucking years!). I have a Macbook for work and/or writing around the house, but I’ve also got something of a command center in my study. I’ve found myself using it more lately, spending more time in my study lately. Nearly a year in the house, I think I’m becoming acclimated to the room, and feeling as though it’s “mine”, if you will. Here it is! Headphones that are pink, mechanical keyboard, figures everywhere proving I’m yet another infantile modern man-child, awash in their own juvenility (and loving it).
No Comments
Suicide Squad TV Spots: Worst. Heroes. Ever.
I really just want to watch two hours of Harley Quinn. I know this makes me a fedora-wearing dick lord, but I can’t help it. If these teasers are telling me anything, though, it’s that at the very least I’m going to enjoy her in this movie.
‘Stranger Things’ Trailer: Netflix Series brings that Spielberg-King Vibe
This, this looks dope. I think I remember posting about Ryder being cast in a Netflix series a hot minute ago, but it was lost in the perpetual deluge of fecaltainment news I ingest. The trailer for the forgotten series has arrived, though, and it’s all sorts of masturbatory 1980s mystery. You know. Some Stephen King. Some Steven Spielberg. I’m sold though. I’m sold. You?
Maybe: Bendis and Maleev’s comic ‘Scarlet’ heading to HBO
I really enjoyed Scarlet. Then it sort of went away for a long time, and either it never came back, or I just didn’t notice. It would make a dope HBO series though, that’s for sure. So make it so!
Weekend Open Bar: Hack The Planet(s)
My wife tells me she ain’t waiting for me to eat the pizza. The pizza, it’s coming. This can only mean one thing: I must sprint as quickly as I can to open the Bar. The Weekend Open Bar. Turn on the halogen lights, kick the mechanized kegs of moon-juice to get them cranking. Dust the blood, tears, and forgotten ass-relics off of the chairs. And welcome you! Welcome you to the Weekend Open Bar!
The column at the (theoretical) end of the Work Week/Internet/Good Taste. Every week we gather, oh we gather! We share what we’re going to be eating (pizza!, and more!), what we’re going to be playing, what we’re going to be reading. Really, sharing anything. Half-baked thoughts about the End of the World, half-aroused thoughts about 1980’s babes (Kelly Lebrock from Weird Science haunts me), half-indecent proclamations about whatever sort of gastronomic problems that eighth burrito gave you.
Anything. Everything. So long as it follows the golden rule: thou shall not douche.
‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ casts Kit Harington (‘Jon Snow’) as its villain
P. dope, man. P. dope. Now Kit Harington can act poorly across even more media mediums.
John Williams is scoring ‘Indiana Jones 5’ and ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’
John Williams is still alive? Are we sure he isn’t in cryogenic storage, and they unfreeze him whenever they need to pose him as he “composes” another Lucasfilm movie? Are you sure? ‘Cause I ain’t.
Sony confirms ‘PlayStation 4.5’. Not showing at this year’s E3, no release date announced
Sony has gone ahead and thrown us an obvious bone, acknowledging the existence and upcoming (sometime!) release of a more-powered PlayStation 4.
