Massive new Galaxy revealed to be 99% Dark Matter; Elder Things Everywhere
New galaxy. 99% Dark Matter. Let’s be honest, this is where the Elder Things are waiting. Waiting to reveal themselves. I, for one, love comma splices, and welcome them.
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Marvel teases new project from Steve McNiven & Cullen Bunn
I like Steve McNiven. I like Cullen Bunn. I am excited for this reveal. Despite that, I’m skeptical that my fraud-ass will end up reading it.
‘Guardians’ Trailer: Mother Russia’s Superhero Team is Beautiful Insanity
What, what the fuck is going on here. I’m in. All in.
North Korea launches Netflix-like streaming service, ‘Manbang’
So, North Korea is launching their own streaming service. Cool, cool? It’s called Manbang. Oh. Cool, cool? Like — I’m certainly curious enough about the sort of streaming service that the name evokes, but I don’t think…I don’t think what populates my mind is what they’re going for. Manbang!
Weekend Open Bar: Transcend Meat-Space
I’m tired, man. Straight fatigued. The sort of stretched-out, mentally wiped LackOf that hits on occasion. My wife has been away, the dog has been barking incessantly every morning, the glory of InfiniteMasturbation and PizzaTime that shepherded me through the early week has lost its sheen. My work has been unrelenting, and it doesn’t appear there’s a vacation on the horizon until December. Eh, fuck it. Eh, fuck it!
This is Weekend Open Bar. The yaddaYaddayadda where we YapYapYap. Please, come YapYapYap with me. Tell me what you’re EatingDrinkingWatchingReadingMashingittoo this weekend.
Domino’s in New Zealand is ready for Drone Deliveries; the future is here
Anyone who says that America is unquestioningly the greatest country in the world has to at least pause, at least fucking *pause* when they make that statement, given this new development. Fucking Hobbits are going to be loading up DroneMonsters that shall fly through the sky, flinging goddamn pizzas into everyone’s gullets from on-high. I’m ashamed, ashamed we are not doing that yet here.
‘Manchester by the Sea’ Trailer: Casey Affleck returns to the Fishermen’s Town
Casey Affleck is like Ben Affleck, except talented, and better looking. I very much enjoy his acting chops, and I will chop-up the excitement generated by this melancholic trailer and snort it, taking it straight to the cinephile-dome.
‘Fault In Our Stars’ writers are penning ‘New Mutants’ script; plus the team’s line-up is announced
Man, I ain’t seen Fault In Our Stars. And I never fucking will! But apparently! The folks who wrote that movie are writing the New Mutants movie. But also, apparently!, they wrote The Spectacular Now, which I very much enjoyed.
Bryan Singer is linking ‘Legion’ and ‘X-Men’ TV shows to the X-Men Movie Universe; bro, just stop
Fucking Bryan Singer. If Zack Snyder wasn’t a specifically arranged set of shitty organic matter, dude would draw my ire way more. But I forget about him, because of the latter. Still though, shit like this gets my back up. Noah Hawley is putting out Legion on FX, a show loosely connected to the comic books, let alone the Mutant cinematic universe. But fuck. That won’t stop Singer.
