Quentin Tarantino researching 1970s for his next project. Maybe Not a Movie.
Is this news? Is this a garbage headline? Is it worth reporting anyways? I don’t know, yes, and I think so. Tarantino has spent the last four years researching the 1970s for his next project. Which may not be a movie. Like I said, not really news. However, I am intrigued.
Weekend Open Bar: To The Left of Reality
My wife is really good at throwing wood into the wood stove that heats our sunroom during the Winter. Someday I’m going to be typing this from a shelter, or a shack, or my backyard. You see, she’s really good at throwing it. Ashes are really good at flying into the air. Burning embers are really good at hitting the tile, and not the rug.
But woah boy!
Someday them embers are going to hit the rug. I’ve seen it.
But woah boy!
Someday them embers are going to ignite the rug, maybe the dog, definitely the house. I’ve seen it!
In fact, somewhere across the OMNIVERSE, in an incredible amount of Universes, this is happening now.
Somewhere: my pubic hair, which dangles to the ground, is igniting from those embers.
In fact, somewhere across the OMNIVERSE, in an incredible amount of Universes, this is happening now.
Somewhere: my dog, which is also a dinosaur, which is also Jesus Christ, is turning nipple milk into water, drowning those burning embers.
I’ve seen it!
Anyways — until she burns down the house here, until the embers take down this dry ass house in this dry ass state on this perpetually dry ass Planet — until then — I will be celebrating Weekend Open Bar from my couch.
Right here!
Weekend Open Bar! Come come, folks. Celebrate the weekend with me. Come come, folks. Tell me what you’re up to this weekend!
Two New Dark Moons may be hiding near Uranus. Jokes Write Themselves
Researchers have discovered what appears to be two new Dark Moons. Lurking near Uranus. God is not without a sense of humor, it seems.
There Are *Way* More Galaxies In The Universe Than Previously Thought
An AstronomerWizard and his team have crunched the numbers and figured out something fucking staggering. There are *at least* 10 times as many galaxies in the Universe than previous thought. Motherfucker, we’re talking 700 billion trillion stars.
Carrie-Anne Moss’ Jeri Hogarth will be “very involved” in Iron Fist
Carrie-Ann Moss’ Jeri Hogarth is going to be totally “very involved” in Marvel and Netflix’s Iron Fist series. This is according to Marvel’s TV Czar and writer of creepy Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch incest porn, Jeph Loeb.
New Dwarf Planet found in our Solar System
AstronomerWizards have found themselves (and us!) a new Dwarf planet in our solar system. The motherfucker is like, way out there. But out there no less.
Four Fantastic Beasts Sequels have been announced; Potter Money++
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find More Harry Potter Revenue is getting itself four fucking sequels. Four! Why not, right? Print that Potter Money, print it right up!
Fucking around aside, I’m actually excited to see Fantastic Beasts.
Views From The Space-Ship: this is the future we gave ourselves
It’s Thursday, folks. This is my life again, folks. Hence Desktop Thursdays, folks. I’m sitting on the lubed tip of the weekend, just waiting to really crank down on it in a day and some change. Grind-up on it, grind-up as it infiltrates and inseminates my soul with pseudo-relaxation and caloric madness. But! But for now, it is merely Thursday.
So here is a window into my tangible existence. I hope you’ll share your own glimpses in the comments section.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer: Save The Rebellion! Save The Dream!
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story got its final trailer today, and it’s pretty fucking fun. Totally enjoying everything, outside of the one-the-nose diarrhea about Hope, and Rebellions, and Stuff.
