‘X-Files’ is getting an eleventh season as it marches towards a majority of mediocrity
X-Files is coming back for an eleventh season. I can only appreciate this move as a stern, dedicated move towards having as many crappy seasons as it did phenomenal ones.
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Kylo Ren’s scar moved in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ because Rian Johnson thought it was goofy
Rian Johnson took a good, long look at Kylo Ren’s scar in The Force Awakens and was like, “nah” to its placement. Which explains why it looked different in the trailer for The Last Jedi. And cooler, too. I’m down with it. Calm down, nerds!
Five studios fighting for distrbution rights to next ‘James Bond’ movie
The distributor for James Bond 25 is up in the air, apparently. Currently, as we speak, five studious are engaged in bare-knuckle brawling for the, uh, purchased honor.
HBO’s ‘Fahrenheit 451’ movie casts Michael B. Jordan and Michael Shannon
Oh man. F451, perhaps one of my top five novels of all time, is getting an HBO movie adaptation. I knew this. However, I also now know that the movie is going to have significant talent in the form of Michael B. Jordan and Michael Shannon.
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Teaser Trailers: Watch It, Then Analyze It
Two teasers have dropped for Kingsman: The Golden Circle. The first, a fifteen second staccato blast of frames. The second, a prolonged frame-by-frame analysis.
‘Captain Marvel’ being directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck
Finally, finally, finally, the director(s) search for Captain Marvel is over. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck. And, man, it’s outside the box and I love it thus. I mean, they’re responsible, for among other things, the bleak as fuck Half Nelson. Sign me up, folks.
Nintendo dropping SNES Classic Edition. I can’t wait to not find it!
Hey! Nintendo is dropping an SNES Classic Edition this year! Fucking neat! I can’t wait for their bullshit artificial scarcity to result in me not being able to find one! #FUCKNINTENDOLOL.
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ director teases new suits and technology
I imagine, oh do I imagine, that the Ant-Man and Wasp flicks are going to be like the Iron Man movies. In the sense that each new installment will bring spiffy new technology for fans to eat up.
Dolph Lundgren joins the cast of ‘Aquaman’ as villain King Nereus
Dolph Lundgren taking his streak of villainy from DC’s television universe to its cinematic universe. Ivan Drago himself will be playing some evil king or some shit in Aquaman.
James Gunn confirms he’s writing and directing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’
James Gunn will be back to close out the trilogy he started. The director has revealed that he’s officially writing and directing the third installment of Guardians of the Galaxy. And, barring the second volume sucking, this is pretty rad news.
