‘The Defenders’ Trailer: Looks like Punisher will join the squad, and Stan Lee narrates
Fucking of course The Powers That Be are going to shoehorn the Punisher into The Defenders. What the fuck was I thinking, sort of actually believing he’d be absent from the upcoming team-up.
Check out the trailer after the jump, friends.
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New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ image teases magical, amazing team-up
Don’t really know why this is news. Like, aren’t we expecting everyone to team-up in Infinity War? That said, I’m putting it behind the jump, just in case you’re *that guy* about the movie.
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Red Band Trailer: Stylishly Dressed Ultraviolence
I’m down for Kingsman: The Golden Circle. I was lukewarm on the original – liked it, didn’t love it – but the further away I get from it, the more I appreciate it as a fun, absurdly violent romp. I imagine the sequel shall follow suit.
The Russo Brothers directing Noah Hawley’s next FX Series, ‘The Mastermind’
The Russo Brothers and Noah Hawley working on anything, alone, is enough to get me excited. Them working together on a new TV series? I’m fucking pumped. Jacked, even.
Julia Roberts starring in Amazon series from ‘Mr. Robot’ creator based on a fictional podcast wtf is going on
Lotta, lotta fucking information to drink in, in that nightmare headline above. First: Julia Roberts is going to be starring in an Amazon series. Second: it’s being helmed by Sam Esmail, creator of Mr. Robot. Third: the show will be based off of Homecoming, a fictional podcast.
New ‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Teaser: Nothing ever went back to normal
What’s worse, folks. The marketing behind Strangers Things‘ second season releasing insanely vaguely, empty teasers leaving us wanting more? Or — or how about fucking this — them only releasing them on Twitter.
Dan Harmon is adapting Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Sirens of Titan’ for TV and man we are not worthy
Holy shit. One of my favorite minds is bringing to life one of my favorite books by one of my favorite authors. What a deliciously unexpected, mildly arousing, certainly promising development.
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ casts ‘Justified’ star Walton Goggins
Good for Walton Goggins, yo. I never predicted he’d have such a career after his excellent role on The Shield, but I’m gladdened to be so fucking wrong.
‘Mass Effect’ lead Casey Hudson is returning to BioWare, please god fix the series I beg you
Former Mass Effect lead Casey Hudson is returning to BioWare to serve as the company’s general manager. Hudson. Please. I beg you. Unfuck Mass Effect.
Monday Morning Commute: It’s been a weird summer (so far)
Man, it’s been a weird summer so far. Today marked the sixth, and final week of the summer class that I teach for incoming freshmen students. There’s just been something off since the get-go, and as its conclusion nears, a sense of confusion that it’s really ending, and a sense of relief that it’s really ending are both making themselves known. But it’s the end, the conclusion, the finale this week.
And for all my whimpering, simpering, and bitching, I only have to wear dress pants three more times until September.
And for all my whimpering, simpering, and bitching, I only have to work four days a week until September.
So here we are. Frazzled, and fried, but fairly grateful, all things considered.
This is Monday Morning Commute. The wank-off section, where we wank, and oh do we stroke, and rub, and perhaps even lick ourselves to the arts&farts we’re looking forward to on a given week. I’ll go first.
Then you go. Get excited. Don’t worry. Wet naps and warm towels will be dispensed per your request.
