‘Death Wish’ Trailer: Old Ass Bruce Willis Reemerges To Vomit On A Classic
Man, fuck this trailer. I mean, right? Am I being negative here? Should I just focus on the rampant stupidity-fun of Bruce Willis mirking a shit load of people, or instead focus on it turding on a classic. Help me out here.
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‘The Dark Tower’ TV series gets ‘Walking Dead’ vet as showrunner because we’re still pretending its happening
The Dark Tower, as expected and according to reviews, is a calamitous turd pile of a movie. It will assuredly bomb, and then the bomb itself will crap its pants. So, I guess, I’m sort of confused as to why everyone is pretending a TV series is a given.
Views From The Space-Ship: I’m Not Allowed! I’m Not Allowed!
I…haven’t done a Desktop Thursdays since April? Sweet, Christ! Sweet, Christmas! Time melts, evaporates, races, fades, but most infuriatingly: continues. Whelp, here we are! Returned! By Christ, By Cthulhu, By Your Gods and Mine! So, let’s do this, comrades, enemies, bitter but sexually charged rivals! Let’s share our world(s!) Our real worlds! Our virtual! Anything, everything, yadda yadda, et cetera.
Ian McShane has joined new ‘Hellboy’ movie and I demand we be excited
Ian McShane’s performance in American Gods is definitely, and objectively the best performance on TV this year. Not only that, but yet yes, Deadwood, John Wick, and on and on. So, fuck to the yes, his casting in the new Hellboy movie has me torqued.
OMEGA-CAST #23: That Time Iron Maiden Said Let’s Have Three Guitarists
The OMEGA-CAST is back, jackholes! With Rendar, to boot! Oh, so, delicious! Not really. It’s a bunch of me being really phlegmy, burping, and realizing the reason no one likes me anymore is because I come off as a sports talk radio host! Oh, I’m being negative.
Okay, okay. Um. You could always just skip to the part where Rendar, who has returned, and whose returned I said I would wait for, until we recorded a new podcast, argues with bitchy, loveless Eduardo about Baby Driver.
There’s, uh, other stuff. Han Solo movie talk, Bateman’s typical sociopathy, and overall just degenerate garbage lord fun. I hope you’ll join us!
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ getting new writer which is great ’cause Trevorrow is garbage
Most people I know, including myself: Oh golly, my dick, my dick hurts with glee for Episode VIII.
Most people I know, including myself: Oh golly, my dick, my dick shrivels with fear for Episode IX, because Colin Trevorrow is writing it.
Well, not anymore. UNFURL, dick. Trevorrow‘s script is being “polished up” by a new screen writer. And hopefully, by polished up, they mean there’s a trashcan where it rots, reeking of inadequacy and turds.
‘Ant-Man and The Wasp’ officially in production, announces such with a video because here we are
Who’s the more foolish: the endless marketing teams churning out shit like this pointless production announcement video, or the shit-posting blogger who covers said churned shit, just to shit on churned shit, shittily? I don’t fucking know. Probably me. I always wager on me, shit-posting blogger, being the more foolish. You should too.
Mads Mikkelsen would be willing to play Doctor Doom in his upcoming solo movie so Fox let’s get this shit done
The Doctor Doom movie was guaranteed my interest when it turned out that Noah Hawley would be developing it. But, man. Now? Can you imagine if Mads Mikkelsen actually got the role? I’m sort of assuming it won’t happen. But, man.
‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 3 Trailer: The Hunters Have Become The Hunted!
Man, I’m like, surprisingly stoked for the third season of Voltron. I mean, I thought I enjoyed the first two, but my anticipation reveals an excitement I wasn’t fully aware of until now. Friday! Fucking Friday!
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ studio merging with EA’s Motive, as we all try to forget its existence
I had a whole post typed up about this news, filled with my usual idiocy and snark. But then my computer froze. Oh well. Mass Effect: Andromeda‘s studio is dead, the franchise is frozen, and I’m happy about the former and sad about the latter.
