Submarine Carrying 5.5 Tons of Cocaine Caught In Honduras. Amazing.
Say what you will about drug cartels and the such, sometimes I have to admire their ingenuity in finding new ways to transport their product. Mind-blowing ways. Take for example these motherfuckers. The U.S Navy with help from Honduras nabbed a submarine carrying tons and tons of cocaine.
Press Start!: Chinese Couple Sells Children For Gaming Cash, Damn 3DS Costs Too Much!
Press Start! Brace yourself. Take a swig of your prescribed beverage of choice. Let it wash around the insides of that gullet of yourself. Press Start! The column where I spit about five things that caught my eye in gaming this week. Press Select!, choose to share what you dug or hated or found intriguing in the world of gaming these past 168 hours or so since we last spoke.
House Committee Passes Bill Requiring Your ISP To Retain Your Keystrokes And Clicks For 12 Months.

Yesterday the House Judiciary Committee voted to pass a data-retention bill. This bill will require your ISP to spy on everything you do online and save your actions for twelve months. Every click, every keystroke. I don’t know if this is legal, but it sure frightens the crap out of me.
The Teaser Trailer For ‘The Avengers’ From Captain America Gets Its Own Teaser. Wait, What?

The teaser trailer for ‘The Avengers’ that followed Captain America was short, insubstantial, and arousing. Marvel has released a teaser trailer online for that teaser trailer. A bit maddening, no? Do yourself a fucking favor and just go see Captain America. It’s fun enough. Should you decline, you can check it out this teaser for the teaser after break. But be foreworned: the clip they’ve included it in also has the last minute or so of First Avenger. However, this clip also contains no spoilers for anyone who has ever heard Captain America’s story.
That’s When I Saw The UFO

I saw a UFO a couple of nights ago. It was the damndest thing. I saw a UFO. I saw it. Miniscule, a star in the sky. I saw it. Nothing but an orange spec. I saw a UFO. I saw it spiral through the evening sky. Spinning in improbable circles. I’m telling you. It was the damndest thing. One moment a single orange star in the evening, the next moment a bright slash cutting across the sky. Quickly and with purpose. Spiraling through unseen loops, an orange blur across a midnight expanse.
New Images From Filming of ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Reveal The Gods of Westeros. Booyah.

New images from the filming of the second season of Game of Thrones has revealed statues of the Gods of Westeros. Even if you haven’t read the books and have no idea who the fuck they are (I’m currently in the middle of the second book), they’re still pretty swank.
Hit the jump to check out them.
Harrison Ford Bitches Out Chewbacca On Jimmy Kimmel.

Harrison Ford ripped into Chewbacca last night on the Jimmy Kimmel show. It wasn’t the most humorous skit I’ve ever seen, but it was nice to see Ford actually acknowledging his Solo roots. Earring still needs to go.
Earth’s First Trojan Asteroid Discovered. Not A Condom, Nor A Horse.
Designer Is Training Fungus Suit To Eat Her When She Dies. Yep.

We all imagine what’ll happen to us when we die. I want to be shot out of a cannon onto a mine field where I’ll (hopefully) explode into a million pieces of Former-Caffeine. Designer Jae Rhim Lee wants fungus to eat her body, and she’s designed the Infinity Burial Suit to help that happen.
‘The Avengers’ Hulk Will Be Leaner, Look Like Mark Ruffalo. Slow News Day!

Now that Thor and Captain America have graced the big screen and pumped our nerd glands, all attention can turn to the upcoming Avengers flick. I want it, I want it so desperately. Heaving chest, panting, pained. The wild card of the flick is the Hulk, being played for the first time by Marky Ruffalo. Is third time a charm? What the funk is he going to look like?






