Video: Mortal Kombat Flash Dancing? Sure. It’s Saturday.
Hey it’s Saturday, what else am I supposed to do with my free time? Think? Read? Pah! Watch stupid YouTube videos. Like this one.
Abrams Wants Benicio Del Toro As Next ‘Star Trek’ Villain. Nice.
I haven’t thought of Benicio Del Toro much lately, but J.J. Abrams has. He wants him to be the villain in the next Trek flick, and that’s fantastic by me.
‘Mass Effect 3’ Private Beta Is Open for Some Xbox Live Users. JEALOUSY.

Lucky motherfuckers who got into the Xbox Live Dashboard preview have managed to lay inter-paws on the Mass Effect 3 Private Beta. It’s glitchy and clearly not ready for public consumption. But more than that, it’s got a pretty insipid way of delineating play style.
Hit the jump for info and images.
The Hunt For ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ John McClane Jr. Is Down To Four. Make Mine Pinkman.

The hunt for the actor who is going to portray John McClane Jr. in A Good Day To Die Hard is down to four. Let’s all get our Aaron Paul chant going.
Nick Spencer and Becky Cloonan’s ‘Victor Von Doom’ Miniseries Canceled Before Its Published. So Lame.

Nick Spencer and Becky Cloonan were teaming up for what Cloonan was affectionately calling a “Teen Doom” miniseries. I was stoked. Cloonan’s artwork sizzles, and Spencer is quickly climbing the ranks with both his own titles (Infinite Vacation, ILU) and work at Marvel. Now it’s getting canceled. Before it was even released.
Ridley Scott: New “Blade Runner’ Project Is ‘Likely To Be A Sequel’. Well Then.
Blade Runner project. It’s happening. It’s happening, seriously, and it’s going to be a sequel. That’s what Papa Blade Runner himself is saying.
New Sunspot Is Three Times As Wide As Earth. The Sun Laughs At Us.
DC Comics Beats Marvel Comics In October Nearly 50% to 30%.
I don’t spit as harsh an invective towards the DC New 52 lately, regardless of what I think of the quality of the tale that pushed the reboot or the titles themselves. Why the change? ‘Cause it’s bolstering the entire market, and good lord if that’s true who am I to complain. At the very least, it’s giving DC a fucking Atomic Leg Drop to blast Marvel with.
This May or May Not Be GTA’s Los Santos Map Leaked.
Video: Parents Tell Their Kids They Ate All Their Halloween Candy. Howling INC.
Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to tell their children they ate all their Halloween candy and tape their reactions. The results are fucking fantastic. Reveling in the over dramatic tears of the young? While conscious I would have been one of those blubbering messes? check.










