Video: 1986 Infomercial For ‘Neuromancer’ Movie That Never Happened.

True fucking Gibsonite porn right here. A 1986 informercial for a Neuromancer adaptation that never came to be. It was intended to drudge up funding for the project, and features a gaggle of stars including a glorious 1986 version of the author himself.

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Newly Minted Star Begins Sprouting Cosmic Wings.

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Check out the massive star IRS 4. The star is relatively young at only about 100,00 years old, it’s beginning to get itself some Nebula-forming wings.

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Masked Robbers Steal 6,000 Copies of ‘Modern Warfare 3’.

There’s an impressive impatience when it comes to Modern Warfare 3. People need it!  First it was folks  buying the game at Big Box Store, selling it on eBay for $1,000+. Now there’s masked robbers stealing 6,000 copies of it being stolen in an impressive heist.

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AOL Still Has 3.5 Million Dial-Up Users. My Porn Fetishes Are Confused.

The day I got broadband back in 2000 (a term probably now also antiquated) my life was inextricably changed. I began to demand video, porn, music, porn, more porn, and more media at the click of a button. I could never go back. There’s a lot of people on AOL who still have never left.

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Han Zimmer Wants Your Voice For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, Game On Zim.

Do you want to get your own lovely, dulcet pipes into The Dark Knight Rises? Here’s your chance boys and girls. Here is your chance.

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Video: Simulated Mars Mission Crew “Returns” To Earth After 520 Days.

There was a simulated mission to Mars run at  the European Space Agency, and it’s finally concluded after 520 days. Want to see the sort of trials and travails they went through? It’s pretty awesome.

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Video: Mortal Kombat Flash Dancing? Sure. It’s Saturday.

Hey it’s Saturday, what else am I supposed to do with my free time? Think? Read? Pah! Watch stupid YouTube videos. Like this one.

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Abrams Wants Benicio Del Toro As Next ‘Star Trek’ Villain. Nice.

I haven’t thought of  Benicio Del Toro much lately, but J.J. Abrams has. He wants him to be the villain in the next Trek flick, and that’s fantastic by me.

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‘Mass Effect 3’ Private Beta Is Open for Some Xbox Live Users. JEALOUSY.

Lucky motherfuckers who got into the Xbox Live Dashboard preview have managed to lay inter-paws on the Mass Effect 3 Private Beta. It’s glitchy and clearly not ready for public consumption. But more than that, it’s got a pretty insipid way of delineating play style.

 

Hit the jump for info and images.

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The Hunt For ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ John McClane Jr. Is Down To Four. Make Mine Pinkman.

The hunt for the actor who is going to portray John McClane Jr. in A Good Day To Die Hard  is down to four. Let’s all get our Aaron Paul chant going.

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