Jaleel White Will Endorse Your Holiday Product for $14K. Do The Urkel!
Jaleel White held the fucking fort down as Urkel On Urkel And The Guy From Die Hard. One of my favorite sitcoms. It’s a recession though!, and shit is hitting him hard. For only $14,000, he’ll endorse your holiday product.
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Man Threatens To Blow-Up Best Buy After Selling Out of ‘Modern Warfare 3’. Dedication.
I got myself a copy of Modern Warfare 3. Ain’t played it yet. But I got it. Loromin Sar isn’t so lucky. Dude rolled up to a Best Buy wanting to snag it…but they were sold out. That’s when he threatened to blow the joint up.
Check Out The Cover To January’s ‘Secret Avengers’. Remender Time!
Secret Avengers is getting the Rick Remender treatment, and his run is starting with the ludicrously numbered #21.1. Want to check out the cover art? Of course you do.
Police Officer Helps Batman Fix His Lamborghini’s Flat Tire. No, Seriously.
Ah, the Real World. Where fiction looks fucking foolish, or at least manifests itself in unusual ways. Check out this lucky police officer, who got to help the Goddamn Batman change a tire on his luxurious whip.
We’re Sending Germs To Mars! We Invite Our Own Disaster.
Since I’ve read so much science fiction throughout the decades, I’ve begun to equate pretty much doing anything with Mars as either inviting our own Doom, or uncovering the presence of sentient life there. Sending germs to Mars? Jesus we’re precipitating our own demise.
World of Warcraft Subscriptions Down 10%, Still Sports Bulging User Base.
You know an MMO is enormous when it can shed 10% of its user base and still have a raging community. Such is the life of WoW, the Eternal Juggernaut of the MMO realm. As the news portends however, slowly the community is sloughing off its addiction.
Sales Of DC’s ‘New 52’ Titles Slipped Just 6% In October. It’s Working!
DC’s New 52 initiative is bringing the sales in, for themselves and others. Jesus Christ, could this actually be working? How fantastic would that be? The New 52 titles performed well again in October, thrashing their Marvelous competition. Again.
Trailer: ‘We Are Legion’, The Anonymous Documentary.
I know that I cover them a lot here, and that coverage brings up some criticisms and comments that I find justified. But I can’t help it, I find Anonymous and their whole operation tremendously interesting. To pigeonhole them as geeks behind a keyboard is a bit inaccurate, and I feel reductive. They’re geeks behind keyboards, but also on the streets, and also wreaking havoc for things they believe in.
I’m anticipating this documentary.
New Image of Jennifer Lawrence As Katniss In The ‘Hunger Games’ Getting Her Archer On.
I like the Hunger Games trilogy, I’m anticipating the movies. I feel no guilt posting just the newest promotional picture dropped. None. Okay. A little.
Check it out!
