Jaleel White Will Endorse Your Holiday Product for $14K. Do The Urkel!

Jaleel White held the fucking fort down as Urkel On Urkel And The Guy From Die Hard. One of my favorite sitcoms. It’s a recession though!, and shit is hitting him hard. For only $14,000, he’ll endorse your holiday product.

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Glad you asked! You see, there is profitable niche of the PR industry which helps to supply stupid filler content to cash-strapped local news stations. Your local news station gets a free story about, for example, “The Hottest Gifts This Holiday Season,” and the PR firm gets to sell placement in that pseudo-story to any company that wants to market its wares to you, the unsuspecting local news viewer. (All with proper disclosure, of course (LOL).) And here’s the hot new offer from  A-1 Broadcast  announcedvia press release  today: “TV SITCOM ICON JALEEL WHITE HAS LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS.” By god, what a stroke of luck! But how can I take advantage of Jaleel’s sudden holiday shopping brainstorm?

LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, but many American’s procrastinate when it comes to holiday shopping, especially when budgets are tight. It’s a good thing too because our host, Jaleel White is one of America’s favorite TV Icons, will share with a national audience all of the fantastic gift ideas and deals available just before the busiest shopping day of the year.

Jaleel White is best known for his role as Steve Urkel on the ABC sitcom, Family Matters. White got his start on TV commercials at the age of three. He landed his first television role as the son of Flip Wilson and Gladys Knight on the CBS series Charlie and Company. Most recently, White starred in this summer’s hit children’s movie, “Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer.”

Partners include all holiday gifts and services.

Book your spot now!

**ALSO ASK ABOUT OUR CYBER MONDAY AND ORGANIZATION TOURS**

PARTICIPANTS:
Lead Spot Taken by Video Game Company
Tour is capped at four products

PRICE:
$13,900 all-inclusive

The date of the tour is December 12, and “You are guaranteed a minimum of 20 TV interviews the day of the tour, plus an audience reach of 4.8 million before booking begins.” All for a mere $14K!

We need to chip-in, and get The Urkel  to promote OL. Everyone empty your fuggin’ pockets!