Dude stuffs Xbox Down His Pants, Eventually Gets Tasered. Stupidity Rules.
I love stupid people. Namely because I am one, and knowing they’re out there helps ease my burden of existence. Helps roll my boulder if you will. Last week some dude applied for a job at Best Buy. When he was turned down, he did what any sensible person would. Stuffed an Xbox down his pants.
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Marvel Introducing Free Download Codes For Digital Copies of Print Comics. iPad Smiling!
I like reading me some physical comics, but I also like the idea of toting the motherfuckers around. All at once. Very soon, I’ll be able to marry these two loves in the form of my Ultimate comics.
Historical Remnant of A Supernova!
Video: ‘Star Wars’ As Scored By ACDC.
In a galaxy far, far away, in some other dimension, Star Wars was scored by ACDC. Thunderstruck, mofos! kalleanka71 has gleaned this dimension, and channeled it into his submission for the Star Wars Music Video Festival.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Dude Huge: “Code Magic” Can Squeeze More Power Out Of 360.
Cliffy B and the Wunder Heads behind Gears of War 3 offered up a gorgeous HGH-fueled engine that somehow still surprised even this late into the 360’s life cycle. Dude Huger has proclaimed that even more can be gotten getted good.
Jaleel White Will Endorse Your Holiday Product for $14K. Do The Urkel!
Jaleel White held the fucking fort down as Urkel On Urkel And The Guy From Die Hard. One of my favorite sitcoms. It’s a recession though!, and shit is hitting him hard. For only $14,000, he’ll endorse your holiday product.
Man Threatens To Blow-Up Best Buy After Selling Out of ‘Modern Warfare 3’. Dedication.
I got myself a copy of Modern Warfare 3. Ain’t played it yet. But I got it. Loromin Sar isn’t so lucky. Dude rolled up to a Best Buy wanting to snag it…but they were sold out. That’s when he threatened to blow the joint up.
Check Out The Cover To January’s ‘Secret Avengers’. Remender Time!
Secret Avengers is getting the Rick Remender treatment, and his run is starting with the ludicrously numbered #21.1. Want to check out the cover art? Of course you do.
Police Officer Helps Batman Fix His Lamborghini’s Flat Tire. No, Seriously.
Ah, the Real World. Where fiction looks fucking foolish, or at least manifests itself in unusual ways. Check out this lucky police officer, who got to help the Goddamn Batman change a tire on his luxurious whip.
