‘Mass Effect 3’ Collector’s Edition To Come With Bonus Character, Robot Dog, And More.

BioWare’s dropped a video revealing the contents of Mass Effect 3’s collector’s edition. I don’t usually swing for these luxuries, but I’m going all-out for the final installment in my favorite franchise’s first trilogy.

Hit the jump for details and video.

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Video: Behold Jupiter Rotating In High-Resolution. Swag.

This is some high-resolution cosmic porn right hurr.  The Pic du Midi observatory in France has compiled a glorious video of Jupiter in all Its Mighty Glory.

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Brandon Graham’s ‘King City’ Getting Collected By Image. Hells Yes.

I’ve begun the process of textually-fellating Brandon Graham around these parts, and I ain’t stopping. Not if my girlfriend comes in, not if I’m censured, censored, whatever! Finally, finally my prayers are being answered. I’m getting a unicorn for Christmas. Oh, and there’s more! Graham’s King City is getting collected.

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Spaceship Omega: Dance In The Sticky Furred Madness.

What’s going on, Omegalytes? It’s later in the day on a frosty Friday evening, and I figured I would drop a line. Check in. Press pause. Throw up a high-five or so. I’m in my pajamas, Turkey Day is approaching. You know! That day. The day where we’re so fucking thankful for everything we consume like a bunch of renegade assholes as opposed to something like fasting and helping out someone in need. Hey, I’m just pointing it out. I’ll be bloat-gutted by sundown. Stuffed with flesh and gravy and smiles.

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Arrested Development Coming To Netflix In 2013. It Lives!

Talk about a fucking coupe de grace. While I feel like the last person in the world who actually enjoys Netflix, I think there’s going to be some good will coming its way. They’ve landed the exclusive rights to air new Arrested Development episodes.

Boom!

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Press Start!: Mario Gives Skyrimjobs In His Tanooki Suit

Into the Teeth of the Storm we march! The November Blitz Krieg, obliterating the Paris of your Wallet. Onwards! First World Middle Class Problems. Everyone duck, ignore the sirens. We’ve earned this through patience, g’damnit. There’s too many video games to ever hope to tackle, but fuck if I ain’t trying. Some games (Skyrim) I’m not even approaching until semester break. Some games (Modern Warfare 3) I lowered the right shoulder and blasted through.

This is Press Start! I’m Caffeine Powered. I play the video games. I babble about the week’s happenings in said world. I hope you’ll join me. Flap your lips, slap your gums, mash your fingers.

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Blade Runnin’ With Pulphope

Quick, name a movie I love!
What’s that you say, Blade Runner? Fantastic!

Okay, now name one of my favorite comics artists!
Paul Pope?! Yeah, he is one of my panel-producin’ heroes!

Now hit the jump to see what happens when the ever-mighty Pulphope tries his hand at sketching a couple of the most iconic scenes from Blade Runner!

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Hideo Kojima Is Helming ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’…Why Do I Care? I Can’t Help It. Scissors 61!

Much like the Mafia, every time I think I’ve gotten out of the Metal Gear cult, I get dragged back in. Kojima’s working on MGS5, and I can feel my tactical espionage swelling in my jeans.

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Bacon Flavored Lube? It’s Real, And The Ultimate Spirit of America.

Finally us bloated Americans have the official lube to go with our genital-stank and our gut-bulge. Bacon flavored lube. It’s really real, and the advertisements for it are amazing.

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New Official ‘Avengers’ Banners? Latex and Thunder Gods!

Marvel hast dropped new banners for the Avengers flick coming up. Nothing spectacular. Just Ruffalo looking awkward, Rogers looking brooding, and the Black Widow as objectified as ever.

Hit the jump for the glory.

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