Variant Covers: Ignite The Brandon Graham 2K12 Mindwarp!
Variant Covers. This is the venue for me to wank to the comic books dropping in a particular week that I’m interested in. It’s generally capes heavy, because when I was younger I myself was heavy. As always, you folk are encouraged to share the shit you’re checking out this week. Peep the deets at ComicsList. It’s show and tell without the creepy Uncle and lollipops. Bummer about the lollipops, agreed.
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George Lucas Retiring From Blockbuster Movies. Going Personal and Experimental. LOL.
I watched The People vs. George Lucas last week, and it was both traumatizing and cathartic. It was mourning with a digital avalanche of people, but it was also like watching footage of your girlfriend or boyfriend getting gang blasted in slow motion on an evening they told you they were going to the gym or something. So when George Lucas flaps his fat gums this week, I’m “I forgive you”, and I’m also “Fuck you, swine.”
Cosplay: Dazzler Brings Sexy 1980s X-Gene Up In Here.
[Cosplay by Marie-Claude Bourbonnais | Via]
Despite being (way too) busty and sultry with the ridiculous side-tit shot, I’m digging this Dazzler cosplay. I mean fuck, it’s *Dazzler*.
In ‘Looper’, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wears Prosthetics To Look Like Bruce Willis.
I can’t wait for Rian Johnson’s ‘Looper’. Time travel, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Beast mode initialized. Yet, it’s so so far away. Johnson recently spoke a bit about the plot, as well as the JGL-Bruce Willis acting connection.
How Much Energy Would Death Star Need To Destroy Earth? Important Study.
I know what you’re thinking. Should the Multiverse ever crack open and a Death Star slither out through the chasm between time and space, there’s a good chance that Earth is fucked. But let’s get down to the nitty gritty. Just how much energy would Palpatine’s Death Machine need to obliterate our Blue Marble?
Video: 1990s Christian Group Proclaims Ninja Turtles Are Tools Of The Devil.
There was a Canadian Christian panel back in the 1990s that was totally not radical. They took a run at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, calling them mercenaries and assassins! Which only makes them cooler in my book. They’re legit threats to our children preaching…humanism! Oh God!, not humanism.
The video is pretty awesome.
Gaming Industry Spent $190,000 Pushing For Senate Version of SOPA Last Summer. Bastiches.
The US Senate has its own version of the infernal SOPA bill, called PIPA. Last summer the gaming industry spent a considerable amount of money pushing to get the goddamn thing passed.
Research Council: Water Shortage? Time To Start Drinking Urine.
Fresh water. It isn’t the easiest thing to come by, especially with the world’s population bulging like a genuine American’s waistband. What are we going to do, eh? According to one Brain Trust who clearly were awed by the prescience of Waterworld, we gotta get our pee drinking on. Way ahead of you! (…Wait, what?)
Marvel’s President And Publisher Is F**King Sick Of Industry Death Sentences.
Hey, I’ll have whatever Dan Buckley is drinking. Or reading. Or meditating upon. Marvel’s president and publisher is pretty fucking tired of us goons and bozos proclaiming the end of the comics industry.
Witch Head Nebula Is Colder Than A Witch Nebula’s..Oh Forget It.
Check out the Witch Head Nebula. At first I couldn’t see it and then it was all like g’damn! Blasted me square off the tits with its similarity to some witch I had a run-in with at a bar one-time in downtown Salem. Really mess affair involving cauldrons and steaming pairs of dungarees.
Wait, so what is actually going on here?
