DC Officially Unveils ‘Secret Identity’ Logos. Still Awful.
DC has officially unveiled the “Secret Identity” logos that were leaked earlier this week courtesy of trademark filings. Oh! Now it all makes sense. The logo is “peeling away” to reveal the character’s identity and..and..vomit.
Hit the jump to behold them.
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Video: ‘Moves Like Batman’ Is Maroon 5 Parody That Justifies Levine’s Existence.
I’m not saying the only reason I would have watched The Voice is to see one of the mechanical chairs malfunction, catch fire, and morph into a cyborg that gnash Adam Levine into muck and bone marrow, but that’s the only reason I would have watched it. So while I generally loathe Adam Levine and Maroon 5, I can get behind this parody.
Trailer: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Is Cell-Phone Condemning Wunder-Schlock.
I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right I’m excited for this movie.
‘Expendables 2’ Is PG-13 Because Of Chuck Norris. Dude Sucks.
Confirmation of what I’ve known for a long time amid the Norris wanking throughout the years: he ain’t no Jean Claude. Latest case in point: his joining the cast of Expendables 2 has brought a PG-13 into the mix for the movie, thereby condemning it by precluding the only thing that would make it awesome: old douche ultra violence.
Cosplay: Wonder Woman Goes MySpace. I Love It.
[Cosplayed by Kelsey Alexandra | Via]
Ostensibly just a really pretty girl in Wonder Woman garb. Don’t care, I’ll (happily) take it.
Blizzard Still F**king With ‘Diablo III’ Core Systems. They Hate Me.
A good friend and Discipline of the Infinite Click let me play the Diablo III beta last week. It was Diablo, but prettier. I was instantly in love-lost-dick-groaning. It felt so ready! Maybe I was delusional, cause Blizzard is now gutting a lot of the core systems.
THIS WEEK ON Justified – The Gunfighter
When we last left Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens he was bruised, battered, and shot. We pick up season 3 a few weeks later. Raylan is back with the marshals under limited capacity until he’s fully recovered. It was painful to see him draw and shoot … and miss. We’ll see how his injuries will limit him in the future.
Raylan is working on his investigation into what happened with the Bennett’s weed and money since the family was taken down. Boyd is called into the marshal’s office to fill in some gaps in the aftermath. After some classic banter between the two we are treated to a fistfight. Good lord it feels like it’s going to be a good season
Views From The Space-Ship: Arrival From The Planetary of Dragonjobs
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
Post-52 Relaunch: DC’s Coulda/Woulda/Shoulda!
The DC relaunch has left most of us unscathed – the comics are generally pretty good, the continuity is a bit cleaner, and some casual fans have now hopped into the paneled-abyss with the rest of us. Considering the level of trepidation surrounding the reboot, I’d say it’s been a success thus far.
But that doesn’t mean that everything is as rad as it could be.
If you want to see how the Justice League should have been redesigned, hit the jump and check out the fine work of Codyssey.
THE INTERNET IS DOWN, Let’s Hang Out.
A vast tundra of websites are shutting down in an effort to symbolically step on the neck of SOPA. The Omega Level? Well, we ain’t shutting down, but I’m going to kill the updates for the day. It’s my usual half-assed way of making any sort of stand. Instead of disappearing, I offer you this forum for hanging out. Hit the comments section. How is your week going? Are you totally pumped for Haywire? Hey, me too! Your favorite website is probably down, so why not cozy up here. Oh I know it’s just going to be the usual sausage fest but let me dream.
