Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Will Shoot This Summer, Feature Ballin’ Villain.

Matthew Libatique who is oft a cinematographer for Mr. Darry Aronofsky has dropped some details regarding Noah. Shooting dates, and the villain. Which apparently isn’t God, which would have been totally cool. IMO retcon the Bible.

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Video: Ridiculous Aurora From Earth’s Largest Magnetic Storm In Almost A Decade.

Chad Blakley captured the gorgeous aurora generated from one of the Earth’s most powerful geomagnetic storms in the past decade. Taken at  Abisko National Park in Sweden, it’s a stunning wank-diddle moment for fans of all things beautiful and spacey.

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Obama x Hulk = Best Action Figure Ever.

Ron English has created the greatest goddamn fan figure ever. Obama goes Hulk, smashing filibustering and finally growing some (gamma irradiated) balls.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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HAPPY F**KING BIRTHDAY, MIKE PATTON.

Happy fucking birthday, Patton. You beautiful son of a bitch.

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The Most Important Sci-Fi Film of All Time

Last weekend, my girlfriend took part in a short film contest called Campus Movie Fest. Sounds like a gas, right? The outcome is The Physical, based on a short film I came up with about six years ago. Starring Mike Downes, Carol Finn, and me, the story revolves around a young man with hopes of immigrating to Mars to join Earth’s first colony there. But first he has to pass his physical… (dun DUN).

I won’t spoil the ending, but prepare to have your face melted off! Or not, but I hope you like it, share it, live it, love it.

PS: I’m a terrible actor and I hate being in front of a camera, so I came up with a character called Snowblind. He’s blind, so I got to keep my eyes closed. Don’t ask me why a blind man wears prescription glasses.

English Copyright Ruling Proclaims Ownership of The *Idea* Of A Photo. Brain Hurts.

Do you know what the copyright of an image is? Generally I assume it’s the actual fucking photo. I also don’t know anything about law. So there’s that. Even with my admittedly neophyte understanding of copyright law, I still find this ruling by an English copyright House of Something or Whatever to be a bit wonky.

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Trailer: ‘Lockout’ Or TAKEN IN SPACE With Guy Pearce. F**k Yeah.

As Liam Neeson gets ready to punch the fuck out of wolves  this weekend, a spiritual sequel to Taken (and apparently more loosely Fifth Element) by Besson gets itself a new trailer. We wanked over the leaky foreign trailer, now get it in ready made For-The-Empire version.

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Press Start!: Nintendo Rectal Bleeds And Blizzard Blue Balls.

This is Press Start!, the only weekly column guaranteed to feature my dumb ass sprawling on, and on, and on about the past seven days in gaming. I mash the sumbitch together in a chintzy Top 5 list, and then solicit you to share everything I missed. It’s a square deal, man. Or woman. People! Humans! Sentient electronics. Everything-one-stuff is welcome. Let’s party.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Dial Tone Vomit Party!

Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!

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BioShock Infinite Goes Fan Art Sexy With Work By Alex Garner.

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