Scientists In California Create Star Matter. What Could Go Wrong?
Scientists in California clearly don’t care about bringing along the end of the Everything with their little experiments. They’ve done gone and replicated matter that can only be found in stars and giant planets. Oh who the fuck am I kidding, maybe it’s completely safe. And pretty rocking.
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Nintendo Posts First Annual Lost In 30 Years; IS THE COLOSSAL.
The Nintendo Destructo-Machine is beginning to grind to a halt. After years of bludgeoning their enemies, they’re about to post a serious loss. Even crazier, the first loss in 30 years.
DC’s ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Statues Feature Buff Dudes, Latex Objectification.
I’m happy to see that DC has done the honorable thing and put Anne Hathaway-As-Catwoman’s likeness into one of the most erotic poses possible in their line of Dark Knight Rises statues. I’d hate for them to totally just have her come off strong and not ready to troll hog.
Hit the jump to check out the line.
Video: Dude Plays Street Fighter Against Himself. Showin’ Off.
This duder is playing against himself in Street Fighter III with a proficiency on both sides that I can’t master playing by myself. Head hanging. Sadness.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Mutant Rice To Help Japanese Farmers Recover From Tsunami Damage? Future ++
Hacking the Good Lord out of rice. That’s what some wunder-brains are up to, and this good ole Thwarting Of God’s Plan may help Japanese farmers recover from the damage of last year’s disaster.
Rumor: Next Xbox Will Play Blu-Ray, Have Kinect 2, Be SUPAR Powerful.
The rumors regarding the Next Box are percolating these days. More and more deets be droppin’ and are they truth? I believe a good amount of them. Especially the latest batch right here.
Video: First Footage Of Méliès’ Restored ‘A Trip To The Moon’ With Soundtrack
Behold the spectacle! Behold the post-modern world! There’s a restored version of Georges Méliès’ masterpiece with probably too many people recognize from a whiny Billy Corgan video but whatever featuring the soundtrack being done by AIR. It’s interesting, at the very least.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Julian Assange to host Wikileaks TV Show On Kremlin-Funded Cable Network. Wait, WUT.
Truth Warrior Julian Assange is getting himself a TV show. What a valiant warrior of transparency! God only knows what he will be able to do with this venue! Wait, wut. It’s being funded by the fucking Kremlin? Hilarious.
William Adama. Why? ‘Cause I Said So.
Shoot man, after a long day when I can’t make that existential leap, I ask myself. WWAdamaDo? Soldier on motherfuckers, soldier on. (Maybe also crush a skin job’s skull in and bang Roslin too.)
THIS WEEK ON Justified: Cut Ties
We rejoin Raylan as he wakes up from a slumber that I can only assume encompasses dreams of fighting giants and satisfying women by the dozen.
When last we left Boyd he was cooling in stir. As he walks over to Dickey, Boyd is told he has a visitor. As the spot light is put on him, Boyd pockets the shiv and leaves the lunchroom. Its seems Raylan saw through Boyd’s plan to get locked up to extract revenge on Dickey. I know I’ve said it before but the reason I love the conflict between these two characters is that they will forever be polite to each other right up until someone is punched or shot. Then, after the heat of battle, the will go right back to niceties. I’m not sure if it’s a product of the region they were raised or if its because they grew up together, or both, but for me its one of the main reasons I like the show.
