Comics We’re Buying This Delicious Week: Rendar Hearts Wolverine
Oh snap! Sorry we’re late with the column. Comics We’re Buying This Delicious Week. C’est la semester or some shit. Comics! Assuredly bought by everyone involved. So what did you buy? Rendar bought the groceries this week, so here’s his loot. Hint: he totally wants to marry Logan.
What’d you buy this week? Or if you haven’t, check out what’s dropping.
‘The Wolverine’ Hitting Theaters July 26, 2013. I…Don’t Care.
The summer is going to be the ultimate Comic Book Fanboy & Fan Girl Wunder-Deluge as far as movie adaptations goes. It can only go downhill from here. Is there going to be anything dropping next year that’ll come close to this year’s wild assortment? Well there’s uh, the new Wolverine movie. Which is uh…cool?
Russell Crowe Confirms He’s In Talks For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ On Twitter.
Russell Crowe may be the perfect casting for the alcoholic turned savior Noah in the upcoming Aronofsky eco-disaster-masterpiece-maybe. It was rumored last week, and Sir Telephone Pitcher has confirmed that hes in talks via his Twitter acount.
Producer: ‘Mass Effect’ Isn’t Done After Third Game. Me: No S**t.
Money talks. Established franchises churn money. So color me not surprised when executive producer Casey Hudson commented that Mass Effect isn’t done at the end of the first trilogy.
Rumor: Amazon Is Planning Physical Store In Seattle. Wait, Why?
Amazon has been blessed by being Free of The Flesh, operating in the wondrous intangible market place in the sky-clouds-buzzword. There’s a rumor going around that they are going to shed the immortal coil and tether themselves in the cumbersome.
Scientists Have Broken Through To Earth’s Ancient Buried Lake
Lake Vostok in Antarctica has remained in isolation for 20 million years. However, Russian scientists are saying they’ve broken through and made contact with the lake. What is forthcoming is clearly going to be a real-life reenactment of The Thing.
Scientists: Mars Had Two Oceans. Me: TEARY-EYED HEAD NOD.
Water on Mars. It’s enough to get the tits of any geek tightening. Just the mere words. Scientists have it in their Wunder-Books proof that there were two oceans on the Red Planet. This makes me way, way, way too emotional for some reason.
New ‘Star Trek’ TV Show Is Coming. Maybe. You Interested?
There could a new Star Trek TV show coming courtesy of That Guy Who Made Usual Suspects and Those X-Mutant Movies.
