Female Writer For BioWare Has Pissed Off Legions Of Douches.

Jennifer Hepler writes for BioWare. She’s also under siege from an outstandingly large amount of douchebags across the Internet for a comment she made regarding working in the gaming industry. When asked in an interview what her least favorite things about the gaming industry was, she responded: playing the games. I have serious apprehensions about someone who feels this way about games writing for the medium, but a lot of responses were flat out bad news.

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Cosplay: Batman Handling Parents’ Deaths More Accurately.

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…I mean c’mon he’s dressing up as a flying rodent and socking druggies in their gullets. Clearly he’s got other things going on.

‘Alan Wake’ For The PC Recoups Dev and Marketing Costs In Two Days. Hell Yeah.

I love me some Alan Wake, and I’m terribly stoked that new content is dropping tomorrow on Xbox Live in the form of  Alan Wake: American Nightmare. However, what I really, really, really fucking want is a proper sequel. I don’t know if we’ll get one, but Wake’s reception on the PC could be helping my cause.

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Dude Survived Two Months Trapped In A Car By Hibernating. Wut?!

Now it all makes sense, Bovine America. Us fatty members of the Empire aren’t corpulent. No! We’re preparing for the day when we’re going to be trapped in our car underneath snow. We intend on hibernating! A talent I didn’t know we had.

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The Pirate Bay May Be Blocked In the UK. Figures, Colonists.

All you need to know about the Pirate Bay being blocked in the UK can be learned from watching the first “Pirates of the Carribean” movie where a plucky band of pirating assholes lead by Johnny Depp take on the British-People-Guys and their colonizing brigades.

I can’t be wrong about this, can I?

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Barred Spiral Galaxy NGC 1073 Is Long-Distance Sexiness.

NGC 1073 is a pretty, barred spiral galaxy. It’s also a bit of a hike. Planning on visiting it? It’s going to take you 55 million years. After you master travel at the speed of light.

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R.L. Stine Publishes Entire Horror Story Line-By-Line On Twitter. My Childhood Glows.

The master scribe from my generation’s adolescence, R.L. Stine, has been up to awesomeness. Sound the awesome alarm! The good sir published an entire horror story line-by-line on Twitter.

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Marvel’s Biggest Marketing Push Ever Is For ‘AvX’…Think About That.

Marvel’s throwing their biggest marketing push ever  behind the upcoming Avengers fight X-Men: Then They Totally Won’t Team-Up At The End To Fight The Phoenix Or Some Shit. Biggest ever!

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‘Anonymous’ Invades The Spanish Academy Awards. In Person.

Oh Anonymous, I love you.

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‘Blade Runner’ Goes LEGO. The Whole (Cyberpunk) World Wins

The LEGO wizard known fittingly as  Legohaulic  has gone ahead and created a most righteous of mash-ups. The Blade Runner LEGO collection. It takes my childhood love and mixes its shiny soul with the dark, dank adult love for cyberpunk hopelessness. Outstanding.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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