Konami Recruiting For The ‘Latest Metal Gear Solid’
Go figure. There’s going to be a new Metal Gear Solid. Who knows what’s going to be going on in it, but Jesus Christ someone get that mustache off of Solid.
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Astronomers Discover New Class of Exoplanet: The Waterworld. Space Fist-Pump.
The Kepler mission has kept us space zealots in writhing moments of euphoria for a while now, but this one is a doozy. Courtesy of its All-Seeing-Eye (listen that’s how I imagine it, okay) they’ve discovered a new class of exoplanet: the waterworld. Insert easy jokes.
‘GTA TV’ and ‘Rockstar TV’ Trademarked By Take Two. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!
Take Two has trademarked both “GTA TV” and “Rockstar TV”, and Jesus Christ who knows what this could mean. It’s interesting, since the GTA series is so highly influenced by our pop-culture. While simultaneously generating it in video game form. Now it’ll be generating it in TV form…to generate it…to…to…
The Weinstein Company Taking ‘The Artist’ And Other Flicks To Netflix Streaming Instead Of Cable.
Oh golly! Guess where you’re going to have to go to see that totally cute dancing dog from The Artist! Not cable. No sir. No ma’am. Motherfucking Netflix! The Weinstein Company is getting their streaming on.
Now Listening: Hodgy, Domo Genesis And Tyler, The Creator – Rella
New OFWGKTA in the house! As ever, I’m torn. Their genuine insanity, ingenuity, and do-it-yourself monstrosities blow me away. At the same time, they’re so overtly (even if they’re the worst thing of all, ‘only kidding’) sexist and homophobic that I have to cringe through my grins.
Hit the jump to check out their new video. It’s fucking insane.
‘Community’ Returns March 15. Praise Be! Holla! Et Cetera.
Thanks to our own beloved commenter Johnny Hotsauce for bringing this to my attention. Community is going to be returning to the NBC hood March 15. So soon. So glorious.
Volcanoes May Erupt On The Moon Someday? There Goes That F**king Space Colony.
I’d love to see me some goddamn volcanoes on the surface of the Moon. That barren ass surface, long since deprived of any sort of activity. Give it volcanoes! Volcanoes I say. Wiping out space colonies and the headquarters’ of Bond villains alike.
Sony Working On Their Own ‘Kinect’ According To Patent Filing.
An uncovered patent has revealed something that shouldn’t surprise you: Sony is working on their own iteration of Microsoft’s console-pushing Kinect.
Video: Batman Screams At Strangers In Toronto. Wayne Needs Help.
Some dude dressed as Batman skulked around Toronto busting out requisite Batman-isms like “Where are they?!” both amusing and scaring the shit out of passersby. It’s fucking awesome. Also worth noting: if this site ever becomes a viable life option (it won’t), expect me doing this all the fucking time.
Hit the jump to check it out.
The ‘Diablo III’ Beta Has Shown Me The Glory
At this point, I’ve gotten the chance to play about three hours of the Diablo III beta, as both a monk and a barbarian. While me saying this may give Blizzard peoples the panic attacks that are indubitably postponing this shit from dropping, it’s Diablo II, just revised. It’s the same and god fucking dammit that’s okay. I’m not looking for them to reinvent the wheel. I’m looking for new levels to grind. New loot to covet with glossy eyes and jittering clicker fingers.
