‘The Avengers’ TRAILER #2: FULL OF POSTURING. AND SUPERNESS.

Oh shit, the second official trailer for The Avengers  has dropped! And it’s…something? I’m on campus and I can’t check it out right now. I’ll add my thoughts in the comments section later.

WATCH IT, swine. Let me know what you think.

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Comics We’re Buying This Week: ‘ORC STAIN’ IS BACK, Stop F**king Everything!

Welcome to  Comics We’re Buying This Week.  At the end of a long fucking day, during a long fucking week in which I haven’t actually read  any comic books, I come to you.  My task!, should I choose to accept it: to tell you the funny books I’m buying during this ungodly weekly cycle. All I ask in return is that you partake in this community (I accidentally typed ‘cummunity’ so you can see the threads coming apart in here) by rattling off the swag you’re either buying or interested in that are dropping this week. It’s a simple conceit. Yet in these complicated times, isn’t that just a bit comforting? Make the nips soften a bit knowing every Wednesday lies some friends and some funnies.

Don’t know what’s coming out? Hit ComicList, then come back here. We’ll wait.

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THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – 18 Miles Out

Hey kids, it’s time for another installment of TWD 2 Min Redux. This week, Shane and Rick go on retreat for some male bonding with the new guy, while Beth finally manages to get some attention at home by cutting herself. All this and more can be yours, right after the jump.

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In 1994 The Air Force Proposed A Bomb That Turned Hostiles Into Gay Vampires.

Ah! Blessed be that my tax money can be covertly spent researching such things as bombs that will turn those who are hostiles in the eyes of the Empire into homosexuals who are sizzled by sunlight.

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Video: Guy Pearce Gives A TED Talk As His ‘Prometheus’ Character, Viral ++

This piece of viral rocket has been tearing up the geek bandwidth all damn day. While I was in class. Watch Guy Pearce give a TED Talk as his character from Prometheus. But more than that!, the explicit connection between Prometheus  and Alien  hinges on said dude bro.

Hit the jump for the video. The info. The shiznit.

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Co-Creator of ‘Berenstain Bears’ Dies. My Childhood Weeps.

Say what you will about my general insanity and permanently juvenile behavior. There’s a lot there to work with. Despite all of that though, I’ve always been a voracious reader. It started as a little Caff-Powered, when my parents read to me every evening. The books that stick out from my nascent years? Among other things, the  Berenstain Bears.

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DC Reveals Designs for Batman and Robin of ‘Earth Two’, They Ain’t Ass.

I haven’t dedicated much brain power to thinking about DC’s upcoming Earth Two. The seeming flagship title of the company’s “second wave” of New 52 titles. Just hasn’t really interested me. That is, until I caught this info and peeped the designs. Not IMAGE EXPO level of the excite!, but it could be pretty jazzy.

Hit the jump for details and images.

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Video: Microsoft Pimps Kinect-Enabled Shopping Cart. Sloth ++

Listen, let’s all calm down with bringing the Skynet Cylon revolution into our fucking grocery stores. Well, anymore than it already is. I mean, laziness is good and all. I get it. You want to be fat. You want to ride your scooters around Walmart while you buy shit you don’t need. That said, we need to draw the line somewhere. I’m drawing it at having a Kinect-enabled Fascist Robot Shopping Cart point out when you’re buying the wrong spaghetti.

Hit the jump for more info, and the horror.

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Facebook IPO Could Net California $2.5 Billion In Tax Revenue. Make It Rain!

California is looking to make some serious cheddar when Facebook goes public. Though Facebook has yet to go public, wizards with calculators are estimating that it could net Facebook billions in income taxes.

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‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.

Errbuddy Strike A Pose.

Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers  is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.

Hit the jump. Strike a pose.

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