In 1994 The Air Force Proposed A Bomb That Turned Hostiles Into Gay Vampires.
Ah! Blessed be that my tax money can be covertly spent researching such things as bombs that will turn those who are hostiles in the eyes of the Empire into homosexuals who are sizzled by sunlight.
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Video: Guy Pearce Gives A TED Talk As His ‘Prometheus’ Character, Viral ++
This piece of viral rocket has been tearing up the geek bandwidth all damn day. While I was in class. Watch Guy Pearce give a TED Talk as his character from Prometheus. But more than that!, the explicit connection between Prometheus and Alien hinges on said dude bro.
Hit the jump for the video. The info. The shiznit.
Co-Creator of ‘Berenstain Bears’ Dies. My Childhood Weeps.
Say what you will about my general insanity and permanently juvenile behavior. There’s a lot there to work with. Despite all of that though, I’ve always been a voracious reader. It started as a little Caff-Powered, when my parents read to me every evening. The books that stick out from my nascent years? Among other things, the Berenstain Bears.
DC Reveals Designs for Batman and Robin of ‘Earth Two’, They Ain’t Ass.
I haven’t dedicated much brain power to thinking about DC’s upcoming Earth Two. The seeming flagship title of the company’s “second wave” of New 52 titles. Just hasn’t really interested me. That is, until I caught this info and peeped the designs. Not IMAGE EXPO level of the excite!, but it could be pretty jazzy.
Hit the jump for details and images.
Video: Microsoft Pimps Kinect-Enabled Shopping Cart. Sloth ++
Listen, let’s all calm down with bringing the Skynet Cylon revolution into our fucking grocery stores. Well, anymore than it already is. I mean, laziness is good and all. I get it. You want to be fat. You want to ride your scooters around Walmart while you buy shit you don’t need. That said, we need to draw the line somewhere. I’m drawing it at having a Kinect-enabled Fascist Robot Shopping Cart point out when you’re buying the wrong spaghetti.
Hit the jump for more info, and the horror.
Facebook IPO Could Net California $2.5 Billion In Tax Revenue. Make It Rain!
California is looking to make some serious cheddar when Facebook goes public. Though Facebook has yet to go public, wizards with calculators are estimating that it could net Facebook billions in income taxes.
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
Scientists Can Now Create Human Eggs From Stem Cells. The Rubicon Is Being Crossed.
Oh lord, we’re tampering with the Seals of the Cosmos. Exceeding our limits. 7-Eleven? Dubstep? Both tempt the Lords of Kobol to smite us. However if those haven’t incurred a Wrath in the Year of the Mayan Oblivion, this may finally do us in. We can now create human eggs from stem cells.
Bethesda Now Hiring ‘Future Generation Console Programmers’, IT’S COMING
Ain’t no purpose denying it no more. The next generation is slowly walking into gaming’s party. Sauntering in through the side door. The signs are everywhere! The latest one is none other than Bethesda hiring programmers for the next cadre of gaming consoles.
Kindle’s Free 3G Connection Gets Hacked For Tethering. Righteous.
Here’s a bit of ingenuity for you. Hacker Andrew D’Angelo has hacked the Kindle’s free 3G connection and gotten it to function as a tethering sumbitch. Pretty outstanding.
