Gabe Newell Is A Goddamn Billionaire. A Mere 853 Places From Being Richest Dude On Earth

For some reason I never really contemplated how much money  Gabe Newell has in his rather sizable pockets. Sure he is the head of Valve, honcho behind Steam. Perhaps the proud owner of a new console. Even with all that considered, I didn’t think he had a billi. Well, as I am wont to be, I am wrong. Wrong like woah.

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‘BioShock Infinite’ Introduces First ‘Heavy Hitter’: GEORGE WASHINGTON TERMINATOR. Srsly

Rad. Irrational has introduced the first in a line of “heavy hitter” baddies for BioShock Infinite. This wandering death machine is none other than a George Washington Terminator.

Hit the jump to gaze into the eyes of patriotic death.

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Topher Grace (Yes Him) Edited ‘Star Wars’ Prequels Into One 85-Minute Movie. No Salvation

I didn’t know that Topher Grace was anything outside of Venom from Spider-Man 3. That’s literally  the only place I know him from. So when /Film mentioned yesterday that not only was he a huge movie buff but that he also had edited the Star Wars  prequels into one 85-minute movie, I was shocked. Then I just felt bad for the guy.

Hit the jump for video for reaction and details.

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Joe Quesada Responds To DC’s ‘New 52’ and ‘Avengers vs. X-Men’ Comparisons

Marvel COO and former artist (shots fired!) Joe Quesada has spouted off about all the DC ‘New 52’ and Avengers vs. X-Men  comparisons. If you’ve half a brain, it’s pretty much the noise you were expecting.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Beware The Ides of Sushi Dumps

Max Landis Returning To Write ‘Chronicle 2’, Codenamed ‘White Akira Strikes Back’

Max Landis penned the found-footage superhero flick Chronicle  in something like nine hours. Okay, that’s an exaggeration. But it did it with the quickness and it was pretty hot. Now he’s being given a chance to answer the bell and pen the sequel.

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Peter Molyneux Is Leaving ‘Lionhead Studios’ To Start Transdimensional Gaming Company

Ha! Get it? ‘Cause  Molyneux is always making promises and then rescinding them! I’m so (not very) witty.

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New ‘PROMETHEUS’ Photo Is All About The Space Jockey

Yo, yo, yo. Here’s another picture from Prometheus, with some speculation on what (double rainbow!) it could all mean in relation to the space jockey goodness.

Pic and speculation past spoiler-friendly jump!

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A Pokémon Team Was Kicked Out Of A Hotel For Flinging Shit. Actual Shit.

Gotta crap em all? Get it? This story is insane. It involves competitive video games, feces launching, and a hotel.

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ComiXology Collects Hickmans’s Image Minis Into One Digital Bundle. TREMENDOUS

Welcome to the power of the digital. This is fucking *awesome*. In order to promote Hickman’s latest series The Manhattan Projects, comiXology is packaging all of the dude-scribe-wizard’s miniseries into one $35 bundle. Can you fucking fathom this?

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