More Movies Will Be STREAMED Than Watched On Disc In 2012. Tangibility Weeps.
This is the year that more movies will be streamed than watched on disc. It is a frightening development for Tangibility, who tries to persuade us with promises of discs clogging up media racks and trips to the store that we don’t want to make.
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J.J. Abrams Builds WALL To Prevent ‘STAR TREK 2’ LEAKS. Amazeballs.
J.J. Abrams says “Fuck you!” to you and “fuck you!” to information and pictures being sniped by enterprising assholes around the filming of Star Trek 2. In order to combat the outflow of information the Lord of Lens Flare has constructed a giant wall. This is tits and cream right here.
‘CRITERION COLLECTION’ Inspired Posters For PROMETHEUS, BLADE RUNNER, And More.
Members of the Criterion Collection are beastly bastards. Movies done up with gorgeous artwork on the outside and delectable supplementary goodies on the inside. Midnight Marauder has paid tribute to their stunning swag with a series of posters done up in what could be designated their general aesthetic.
Video: ANDERSON SILVA Judging Babes In Body Paint. Meathead Smile ++
Anderson Silva isn’t just the greatest fighter in MMA history, he also has a PhD in Swag. Here is the good champion judging a body paint competition in his native land of Brazil. A land where everything makes sense. Save for the poverty and despair and corruption. Mostly just that they have game shows where dudes judge women in body paint. Check it out after the jump.
‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Gets FREEDOM And JOIN OR DIE Editions Plus More. Patriotic Groan.
Don’t let the fact that in Assassin’s Creed III you’re controlling the byproduct of brutal colonization stop you from enjoying the America-Boner slop Ubisoft is rolling out in their various editions of the game. They’re going full Jingo in these babies, which should be made clear from the names of them alone.
TACOCOPTER Is Unmaned Future Of Food Delivery. OH TECH ++
Finally some technology we can believe in. Drones are best known for being used to blow people up with uncomfortable amounts of clinical disinterest and detachment. However there’s a collection of solid dudes who want to add to that reputation. They want to use drones to deliver tacos. This is the future I asked for.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ TV SPOT: Charlize Theron Is A Total Boner Killer
Absolutely! Ridley Scott and your company of Advertising Wizards please feel free to continue slowly rolling out the glory that is Prometheus information. In this new TV spot Noomi Rapace gets totally hot and heavy with a beau while Charlize Theron is all “we’re all going to die, #buzzkill, #buzzkill”. Whatever the case, it’s more goddamn awesomeness. Check it out after the break.
GameStop Ending GameCube TRADE-INS On April 2. Moment Of Silence.
GameStop is declaring April 2, 2012 as the day they stop accepting GameCubes for trade-in. It blew my asshole sky high to know that they even accepted them up until now. G’damn! What they throwing at these things, thirty-cents?
New ‘AVENGERS’ Pics Are Busty, Brooding, Smokey. FLAWLESS.
Oh hell yeah! Someone has delved into the Nethers and uncorked the Avengers Hype Machine. It’s showering us with promotional images, though most of them are just the gorgeous crew looking gorgeous if not a bit angsty. This newest batch is more of the same, with a bit of a Black Window push-up bra stylee.
James Cameron Goes Underwater, Reaches DEEPEST SPOT ON Earth
James Cameron don’t give no fucks about a variety of things, including character depth, being condemned for postulating the typical idea that a white man has to save the savages from themselves, titties on Titanics, and more. He also doesn’t give a fuck about the ocean, ’cause he’s gone and conquered it.
