‘FARGO’ To Be Adapted For TV. Apparently For A Second Time.
I didn’t know that Fargo was ever adapted for TV, but the winds of adaptation are churning once again for the flick. Kicking up head-spinning clumps of possibility pollen, working it into our noses of opportunity and…ah fuck it, just read the details.
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LADY GAGA + Falling + ANGRY BIRDS = Animated GIF Win.
This is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.
FACEBOOK Trying To Assert Trademark On Word ‘BOOK’. F**king Spare Us
It’s becoming a small world, with many a Monolith gobbling up all the objects, corporations, technologies, and most importantly, rights that it can. Facebook is one Lord among many, but it should be applauded for how douchey its latest move is. They are trying to assert their trademark on the word book. Yes. Book.
More Movies Will Be STREAMED Than Watched On Disc In 2012. Tangibility Weeps.
This is the year that more movies will be streamed than watched on disc. It is a frightening development for Tangibility, who tries to persuade us with promises of discs clogging up media racks and trips to the store that we don’t want to make.
J.J. Abrams Builds WALL To Prevent ‘STAR TREK 2’ LEAKS. Amazeballs.
J.J. Abrams says “Fuck you!” to you and “fuck you!” to information and pictures being sniped by enterprising assholes around the filming of Star Trek 2. In order to combat the outflow of information the Lord of Lens Flare has constructed a giant wall. This is tits and cream right here.
‘CRITERION COLLECTION’ Inspired Posters For PROMETHEUS, BLADE RUNNER, And More.
Members of the Criterion Collection are beastly bastards. Movies done up with gorgeous artwork on the outside and delectable supplementary goodies on the inside. Midnight Marauder has paid tribute to their stunning swag with a series of posters done up in what could be designated their general aesthetic.
Video: ANDERSON SILVA Judging Babes In Body Paint. Meathead Smile ++
Anderson Silva isn’t just the greatest fighter in MMA history, he also has a PhD in Swag. Here is the good champion judging a body paint competition in his native land of Brazil. A land where everything makes sense. Save for the poverty and despair and corruption. Mostly just that they have game shows where dudes judge women in body paint. Check it out after the jump.
‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Gets FREEDOM And JOIN OR DIE Editions Plus More. Patriotic Groan.
Don’t let the fact that in Assassin’s Creed III you’re controlling the byproduct of brutal colonization stop you from enjoying the America-Boner slop Ubisoft is rolling out in their various editions of the game. They’re going full Jingo in these babies, which should be made clear from the names of them alone.
TACOCOPTER Is Unmaned Future Of Food Delivery. OH TECH ++
Finally some technology we can believe in. Drones are best known for being used to blow people up with uncomfortable amounts of clinical disinterest and detachment. However there’s a collection of solid dudes who want to add to that reputation. They want to use drones to deliver tacos. This is the future I asked for.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ TV SPOT: Charlize Theron Is A Total Boner Killer
Absolutely! Ridley Scott and your company of Advertising Wizards please feel free to continue slowly rolling out the glory that is Prometheus information. In this new TV spot Noomi Rapace gets totally hot and heavy with a beau while Charlize Theron is all “we’re all going to die, #buzzkill, #buzzkill”. Whatever the case, it’s more goddamn awesomeness. Check it out after the break.
