‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Official Connor Trailer: ‘Cause Glimpsing Death Weapons Are Cool

I don’t really know why Ubisoft is starting their marketing blitz for Assassin’s Creed III  so goddamn early, but they are. Trust me, they are. They’ve dropped a new trailer that details all the weapons the new protagonist Connor will be rocking out with. Hit the jump to check it out.

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STEAMPUNK Festival Hits Waltham, Mass With[out] NEIL GAIMAN And WILLIAM GIBSON. I’m There.

[Note: William Gibson and Neil Gaiman will not be attending.   See comments for more info.]

I enjoy steampunk whenever I pass by it in my cultural travels. Not enough to dress in its elegant swag, nor to delve deeply into the literature. Enough to appreciate it. Even at this novice level however, I’m beyond bonerized for the steampunk festival coming to my home state.

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‘EXCITABLE LIEFELD’ Site Charts Rob Liefeld’s Use Of Exclamation Points On Twitter. Brilliant.

Ben Tripp has mastered the internet. You see Tripp has noticed something in regards to Rob Liefeld. Not only is Rob Liefeld the master of pouches, straps, enormous guns, and Zombie Christ, but Tripp noticed he’s also excitable. Like Caff-Pow levels of bananas. He’s gone on to create a website that tracks this excitement by measuring the amount of exclamation points Cable’s Daddy is using on Twitter.

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NEW ‘TENACIOUS D’ VIDEO: ‘TO BE THE BEST’ Is Cameocore Nonsense Awesomeness

Tenacious D  is back with a new video. The videos is more like a grand “We’re back!” announcement with Hollywood wankery, but fuck it. I still dig it. Check it out after the break.

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Marvel Pixel Superheroes: sigh…Rosebud.

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I came across these dope illustrations today, and thought I would share with the class. They reminded me of a simpler time in bit depth technology. Check em out after the jump.
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Wachowskis Still Working On ‘JUPITER ASECENDING’, Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis Offered Leads

The Wachowskis have been trying for a while to get their flick Jupiter Ascending  off the ground. After struggling with it for a good amount of time they shifted gears and turned their eyes towards adapting Cloud Atlas. With that whole dealio winding down, they’re going to give Ascending  another go.

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Kid Gets BATMAN Shaved Into Head. I Only Got Sports Numbers.

When I was a little kid, getting your sports number shaved into your little skull-piece was the hotness. I clearly didn’t have things figured out like this young lad. Courtesy of  Radames Perez, he has the Dark Knight himself straight-up buzzed into his dome.

Google Patent Would Listen To Background Noise In YOUR CALLS For Personalized Ads.

Google continues to wipe its ass with the concept of privacy, a concept that has already been discarded by most of the Facebook generation. Their latest adventure involves mining our phone calls’ background noise in order to personalize ads. The future, man.

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Evidence For WATER Flowing On Surface Of MARS Continues. Spacegasm Ahoy.

The Martian Chronicles  was actually a future divined by Rad Bradbury. Such a future will soon come to pass, as evidence for flowing water on the surface of Mars refuses to go away. So say we all! Or something.

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Mistborn is Getting a Video Game Prequel

I get that some of you may not know what Mistborn is.   That’s a crying shame.   If you are into the fantasy genre at all then Mistborn should be at the top of you queue.   A friend sent this press release to me knowing how much I love the series.   After he recently completed the first book we spoke at length about how well the novel and the world would translate to a video game.   Looks like he was correct when he assumed people were listening to our conversation.   Hit the jump for more.

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