Ancient SOUND WAVES Sculpted Galaxy Formation. That’s Rockin’ Hard, Yo.
Galactic formation back in the day is the result of sound waves. Sound waves! What the fuck. Now there’s something I hadn’t thought of when it came to how the Universe formed. However, usually when I think about the Universe forming I end up picturing (invariably) the Multiverse and then I’m onto imagining myself in present day riding a T. Rex with Jesus to the Drive Thru at Taco Bell.
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Strange Moments in Solid Movies: Boomer the Dog FTW in Independence Day
With an insatiable desire to depict worlds in disarray, Roland Emmerich has spent the better part of three decades pumping out grandiose blockbusters bedecked in social destruction with a flair for the skeptical. That isn’t to say there is a whole lot of method behind the madness; Emmerich’s love for blowing stuff up–be it a sturdy building or established fact–is just too primary, too outrageous. And he’s willing to draw on dicey pasts (The Patriot, Anonymous) and controversial presents (The Day After Tomorrow, 2012) to lay waste to the good earth of cinema, scorching anything that resembles sensible storytelling or true scientific inquiry in his movies’ cataclysmic march to commercial success. And leader of this bombastic parade is Independence Day, Emmerich’s most entertaining film to date.
Video: ALEX JONES Explains How ‘PROMETHEUS’ Is Really About The ILLUMINATI. No, Srsly.
Alex Jones is awesome. He’s the sort of crazy-asshole who mixes just enough reality into his deranged rantings to make his conspiracy theories entertaining. This one is particularly choice. Having “gotten an early script” of Prometheus, the dude claims that its actually about…the Illuminati. Well, I’m sold!
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘FEZ’ Gets Box Art From ‘SCOTT PILGRIM’ Creator Bryan Lee O’Malley
I’m pretty goddamn jazzed for Fez, and the excitement has only increased since it was announced the son of a bitch was dropping soon. Adding logs to the Stoked Fire is the reveal of the cover art, done by none other than Bryan Lee O’Malley.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: HAN SOLO Dancing To Jason Derulo In ‘KINECT STAR WARS’. Vomit On My Crotch.
There’s video of Han Solo cutting a a rug in Kinect Star Wars has hit the net, and people are up in arms. You know, I pretend to be upset, but let’s get real. The Star Wars Christmas Special hit many, many moons ago. Exploiting the franchise has been going on for thirty years. It’s the fucking with the trilogy that’s beyond the pale. Check out the video, you’re going to love it. Or cry.
The Most Sensitive Scale Can Weigh INDIVIDUAL PROTONS. My Fat Ass Would Break It.
How much does a proton weigh? Like five or six pounds, right? I’m kidding! I can’t remember high school but I can totally remember they’re like light. Maybe even really light. Well now thanks to science we have a goddamn scale that can weigh them.
Act Your Age With Capcom Retro Collections
Face it: you’re old. That’s what I tell myself as I stare into the abyss that is my ever-increasing forehead. As the hair recedes, all that is left is pale, shiny flesh that serves only to reflect past glories and hide regret within the ever-deepening recesses. This week sees two ‘retro’ collection releases from Capcom appearing on our shelves. The games I grew up with are now fit for re-packaging and retro bumper packs. It’s all getting too real. Still, it’s hard to feel sorry for myself when I’m smashing the collective face of the Mad Gear Gang with Mike Haggar’s iron pipe of justice (trademark pending).
‘ROCK OF AGES’ TRAILER: So Goddamn Insane It Might Work.
I thought that Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages was going to be a goddamn train wreck. What I didn’t realize was that the movie wasn’t going to take itself seriously. It’s a uh, comedy? I’m not certain. All I know is that while I watching the trailer I felt moderately entertained while trying to figure out how serious this flick’s tone was intended to be.
MIT Creates Smart Sand That SCULPTS ITSELF. Threshold Crossed, Man.
MIT is doing some straight-up wizard shit. They’re programming sand. Sand! To take shapes. This is so goddamn awesome.
Video: ‘SKYRIM’ Edition of ‘HOARDERS’ Hits Home, Man. Damn Home.
I don’t hoard in Skyrim. I’m too scatterbrained to realize what’s worth keeping until its too late. However I do know friends (I’m looking at you, Dude and Fink) who have a sizable amount of items. Everywhere. All across their goddamn save files. This video speaks to them. Sees them, even.
