Physicist Writes Math Paper To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket. Beast Mode ++

This is just showing off your gracious gifts, right here. The physicist  Dmitri Krioukov got pulled off for running a stop sign and responded by writing a mathematical paper arguing his innocence. Just showing off now, Demmy. Just showing off.

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Ultra-Absorbent “NANOSPONGE” Could Be Used To Fix The Worst Oil Spills. Yeah Science!

Ah! The future! Sometimes the future sucks. Like, you know, how we’re still using oil to get our asses around places. Where’s my nuclear-powered jet pack? However, the future can also be pretty swell. Like when it finds ways to clean up all those silly oil spills.

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Check That Bought SUPERMAN RIGHTS Sells For $160,000. G’damn.

The check that bought the rights to Superman has sold, and for quite the pretty penny. Imagine having so much money that you spend over $100k on a check? Yeah, I can’t neither.

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New viral video for PROMETHEUS’s David drops. I just tumbled head-first into the uncanny valley.

Holy shit. I don’t even know. I watched this video three times, and by the second time I was ready to destroy every single electronic device I own. There’ve been plenty of these Weyland Industries “commercials” floating around but this is definitely the first one that’s creeped me the fuck out. Michael Fassbender, you are truly a terrifying man-shark-actor. I mean, your acting is choice and your portrayal of an android is top notch, but I also want to kill you with fire.

Hit the jump to say DIE HELLBEAST Happy Birthday, David!

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FEZ: Perspective-shift yourself back to childhood

Being a game steeped in perspective puzzles, hidden codes, Escher-like architecture and a distinct lack of anything resembling sign-posting: Fez is not short on a challenge or two. However, after exploring its shifting dimensions and succumbing to its intoxicating charms I have found that the most difficult challenge it poses is in asking you to define your experience. It’s difficult to be concise about a game that is so sprawling and labyrinthine. Watch me as I fail.

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James Cameron Captured His MARIANAS DIVE with CUSTOM-BUILT HD Mini-Cameras.

Yeah, I dog on James Cameron a lot. I admit it. However, I’m also ready to give anyone their due when they pull off a work of frosty hotness. Frosty. Hotness. That’s exactly what Cameron did on his Marianas run, and it’s also what he did when he built his own cameras to capture the effort.

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Video: Yesterday’s SOLAR FLARE In All Its Glory

Boom! Yesterday bore witness to a pretty friggin’ fantastic sunspot. I ain’t going to keep barking my gelantinous mind-mush.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Cosplay: Stunning FEMALE COMMANDER SHEPARD From ”MASS EFFECT 3′ Is Almost Enough To Salve Wounds.

The same beauty that brought the cosplay world this Lizbeth from BioShock: Infinite  has struck again. This time cosplaying the female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 3. Wowzers. I’m sold.

Hit the jump for some more looks.

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‘HALO 4’ Dropping This Election Day; Will You CHOOSE IT? Puns. Or Something.

Halo 4  is dropping the same day that us registered people in the United States shall be picking the next president of this nation.

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Kickstarter Seeks Money For LEGO BRICKS To Make SUPER MARIO BROS. WORLD 1-1. C’mon Internet.

We got this one guys, we got this one. Let us band together and unleash an insane amount of money ($26,000) so some artist lad can recreate Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 with LEGO bricks. This is what we have been practicing wasting our money over the years for. The grand summation of frivolity.

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