JAPANESE ‘BRAVE’ POSTER Contains New Story Elements. Oh Yeah, This Movie.
The Stacked To Shit movie blockbuster year keeps pushing worthy titles out of my brain-piece. Case in point: Brave. I’m sure it’ll be typical Pixar greatness, and yet I’ll be goddamned if I can remember it. While its still on my mind, here’s a Japanese poster for it that reveals new story elements. Unlike the old ones. That I can’t remember.
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Video: GORGEOUS SPACE FOOTAGE Is Solar System Swoon
Sander van den Berg has created this stunning cosmic moment. Compiling photographs from the Cassini and Voyager missions, he’s created a video of our solar system bound to make the tits tighten. In an awesome way.
GUY PEARCE Cast In ‘IRON MAN3’ As Aldrich Killian
Guy Pearce has been cast as Aldrich Killian in Iron Man 3, a little nougat that rocks out on several levels. Firstly, Pearce is fantastic. Secondly, it confirms the whole Extremis storyline.
Going to BOSTON COMICON?
I’ll be there both days hanging out with the crew from Five and Dime comics. Stop by and say hello, buy a print, talk comics, or just skulk by and give me the finger.
Update On ‘AVENGERS’ Additional Scene That Was Shot Post-Premiere.
Funny friggin’ stuff, Joss Whedon and the gang shooting a scene for Avengers after the fucking premiere. Kevin Feige was initially pissed that RDJ let it out of the bag. Then he said it didn’t happen. Now he’s saying it did happen. But! It’s not a scene. It’s a…something.
Video: JAPANESE DUDE Orders 1,050 Slices Of BACON At Burger King. Assembles Insanity Burger.
The rest of the world is quickly catching up to ‘Merica in terms of abject gluttony and overall corpulence. Take this duder from Japan who worked a promotion at Burger King to score 1,050 pieces of bacon.
XNA Is SYNTHETIC DNA Stronger Than The Real Thing. Futurism Boner.
Someone should wake up the guy who was bombing around Nietzsche’s market. If God isn’t dead, we’ve certainly delivered a five-fingered death punch to his thorax. XNA is synthetic DNA, only stronger.
Cosplay: HARLEY QUINN In Nurse’s Garb Gives Me A HUSBAND’S BULGE. Also: Hugo Strange
Hugo Strange turns away momentarily. I tickle Harley from behind hoping to get her attention. Startled, she whips to face me and buries a knife deep into my soul. As I bleed out, I manage a thumbs-up, complimenting her on her impressive array of breasts. So it goes. (What the fuck am I talking about.)
FOLLOW US FRIDAY: J-Law O Face Edition
It’s Friday. After today I’ll only spend nineteen hours blogging as opposed to the usual soiled-undies and empty-canned madness of the week. Everyone drink! Or if you’re a Friend of Bill W, take a pleasant walk. Anyways indulge me for a moment in promoting the various methods you can connect to the Mothership. I ain’t begging, but if you dig us and you can tether in, Imma love you. Forever.
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