Cosplay: Female Monk From ‘DIABLO 3’ Has Me Forgetting Vows. Get It?
Hell Yeah! Diablo 3 inches closer. Less than a fucking month. Can you believe that shit? Let’s celebrate its imminent arrival with some gorgeous female monk cosplay.
Mars Got Itself Some FLOWING SAND DUNES. Picnic Time, IMO.
Now, those sand dunes on Mars aren’t actually flowing like liquid. You’re looking at me incredulously. They aren’t. Believe me. However, I’m not going to fault you for thinking they are.
40% Of ‘FREE-TO-PLAY’ PLAYERS Have Bought Something. Micro ++!
I have been told by people smarter than me that free-to-play games are future, with the company behind the game riding a wave of microtransactions to caviar dinners. Who the hell am I to question these people. Even if they were caked in blood and powdered sugar, wielding a baseball bat and a smile. Fuck, they have a study to back them up!
Happy Birthday, Hubble Telescope! You have made my life very awesome.
The first image taken with NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope’s Wide Field Camera in 1990 to assist in focusing the telescope. The region shown is NGC 3532 in the constellation Carina. The photo was taken by Dr. Eric Persson. It was the start of something epic.
The Hubble telescope was launched April 24, 1990. It’s 22 years old today, the same age as my younger sister. Only difference is, I wouldn’t punch the Hubble.
Gina Carano Goes From ‘HAYWIRE’ To ‘FAST SIX’, Somehow Acting Of This Movie Drops.
Despite my (actual) love for the Fast and the Furious People Racing Shit series, I’m not going to pretend the movies have good acting. Yet, I never thought they would cast someone for one of these flicks and I’d go “Man, the franchise’s acting just got worse.” First time for everything!
MEL GIBSON Joins ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Robert Rodriguez Plays With Fire.
How do you top something as absurd as Machete? You cast Hollywood’s least favorite misogynist/anti-Semite in the sequel and pray you can film the movie before they finally finish self-imploding.
Jessica Chastain In Talks For ‘IRON MAN 3’, This Cast Could Rule.
We ain’t even Avenged shit yet and we’re already to the gills with Iron Man 3 news. If Jessica Chastain officially joins the cast, she’s going to compliment what is becoming a pretty impressive collection of thespians. Or at least Hollywood folk.
Third ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Dropping With ‘AVENGERS’; Film Has Hour Of IMAX Footage
Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.
RON SWANSON Wants to be ‘THE THING’ In ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot. C’mon People.
Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec, arguably one of the greatest characters in modern fiction. However it turns out that Offerman has another deep, deep, desire. To participate in some clobberin’ time.
Last Week This Dude Registered 14,962 DOMAINS In 24 Hours. F**ker.
Michael Mann (not that one) is a dude well-versed in registering the shite out of domains. He runs train on available registrations and then flips them to desperate people, making a killing in the process. Last week the fucker registered nearly 15,000 domains in one hour.













