So last week I shat in the pool and started pointing fingers.   I get it, some of you were unhappy with my High 5.   I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, that’s how I like it.   This is a melting pot of ideas and opinions.

This week we’re moving into the realm of video games; a realm that I have disgracefully ignored until now.   Today it’s about henchmen, specifically the waves and waves of baddies that you as the protagonist dispatch without hesitation.   These aren’t the run of the mill bad guys.   Perhaps these guys don’t quite deserve the hurting that you put on them.   Maybe next time you encounter them, you’ll think a little more and just let them pass.

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Nobody believed Carla when she said that she was having a rough go of things, but that day she came into office wearing that v-neck sweater changed everything. They weren’t exactly channeling the spirit of Christ, those lads permanently etched into her chest. They were, however, just as full of shit.

I don’t know what to make of Brave. On some level I know it’s going to be enjoyable. For certain. Yet trailer after trailer arrives, and I don’t feel anything after watching them. How about you folks? Digging it? Figuring you will  dig it?

Watch the trailer and let me know what you think.

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Yeah, I’ve been toying with the name of this column for weeks now. I’ll just accept it. Ain’t no one home when it comes to this little installation on Spaceship Omega. Buy These Fucking Comics!, the column where we all share the funny books we’re buying this week. In theory. Most of the time it’s just me pissing into the wind, waiting for a friend. S’all good though. I like pee play, and like many things in life while it isn’t ideal to do it alone, it sure as shit beats not doing it at all.

Actually want to play the game? Hit up ComicList.

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Super Mario Summary  is pretty fantastic. It takes each level from the original Super Mario Bros  and condenses it down to one screen, and is totally playable right on your browser.

Behold the power right here |  A SUPER MARIO SUMMARY

I’ve been quite enjoying the segue from Grant Morrison to Scott Snyder on Batman  proper in this post-Flashthing world, so I’m anxious to see how the two of them compliment one another. Whatever the case, I’m totally stoked for another round of Frank Quitely penciling the rodent.

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Peter Jackson has previewed ten-minutes of The Hobbit  for a gaggle of lucky-enoughs, and the results haven’t been very positive. In fact, most found the footage underwhelming. What is really concerning are the reactions by the viewers to the film’s usage of 48fps, which has some pulling out pubes and screaming to the Heavens.

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Judge  David Shaw  has ruled that the Xbox 360 is like, tots, infringing on some Motorola patents. This is unbelievable! One company encroaching on another’s, hoping the courts will suss it out? What is going on in this world.

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Anchorman 2  is getting underway, and despite the script not being finished we’re learning more and more about what this second dive into the mind of Ron Burgundy will entail.

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It smelled like grease and I could still feel the skin cells from the corpse I ripped off of coating the inner guts. I didn’t care. I had the pepperoni pizza sweatshirt. I had it. Finally. George would stop laughing now, because when Tina saw me in this son of a bitch her labia would self-lubricate so fast that chaos theory dictated a colossal tsunami in some country that didn’t matter. Shouldn’t matter. Probably didn’t have cable TV there, or McDonald’s, and if those aren’t the tent pole for modern civilization then I don’t know what are.