WATCH: MIT Wizards Hack Electrical Grid, Play TETRIS On A Building.
Oh, those wizards at MIT. You have to love them, for they can do things that simply make my ass ache. I spend my days jacking it and posting articles for you, my friends. They hack electrical grids and play Tetris on buildings.
Hit the jump to behold.
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Half-Mile Sized SNOWBALLS Hold It Down In Saturn’s Weirdest Ring
Getting my learn on today! Watch in amusement as I don my Thinking Cap – shaped like a giant phallus with built-in glowing veins courtesy of a AAA batter – and learn all about Saturn’s weirdest ring. Come along with me, and learn about half-mile sized snowballs and lurking moons.
‘PROMETHEUS’ MAKING-OF TRAILER Drops New Hotness. Oh God This Movie.
New footage to be had in this Prometheus behind the scenes video. That’s all you need to fuggin’ know. Go. Watch. Be merry. Count the days.
Frank Quitely Draws GRANT MORRISON For Playboy. It’s Neat.
There’s a Grant Morrison interview in the May issue of Playboy, and it is accompanied by some artwork by Frank Quitely. It’s a pretty piece of artwork, throwing together Morrison with the various characters he has used as proxies for his mind-melting comic book technique. Most importantly: Jean Grey.
Hit the jump for the full artwork and some excerpts.
Theater Chain Execs Discussing Allowing CELL PHONE USE In Theaters. Dear Lord.
Motherfuckers! Nothing agitates me in a movie theater as much as seeing a fucking glowing orb in an ocean of auditorium silence. Fucking cell phones. Now this sort of chicanery may be allowed by none other than theater executives.
Views From The Space-Ship: Damn Mexican Food And The Ensuing Butt Rockets
Want some fucking glow? Some food? Some window shots? Here they are in Views From The Space-Ship! Drink in the fresh air, bask in the glow, and find your contentment.
REDDIT WOMEN Are Stripping For BITCOINS. Nadir x Futurism ++
Look at this convergence of titties and stripping. Women on Reddit are showing puss-flap for a currency that is essentially worthless. If this isn’t someone’s doctoral thesis, I’m claiming it as my own.
WATCH: Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks About Link Between Space & Culture
You can’t turn around lately without bumping into NdGT holding it the fuck down. A myriad of television appearances complimented by a multitude of websites feelin’ his swag. It’s awesome. Last week NdGT delivered the keynote speech at the 28th National Space Symposium and it is everything you’d expect from the new Lord of Space. Humor. Inspiration. Wild gesticulations.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Mondo Drops More ‘AVENGERS’ Posters. They’re Are HAWT As Expected.
Mondo’s posters are the works of throbbing lore. They’ve revealed posters for Avengers, and they are full of the win you’d expect. A bit shocked that an under-the-radar movie like this near-Focus Feature drew their attention, but silently glad it did.
Hit the jump to check the out.
Reading All The Privacy Policies You ‘Agree’ To Would Take Entire Month. Yeah, Yeah, Click.
I have no idea what I’m agreeing to when I scroll through the boxes and claim to understand the terms of all the services. It’s overwhelming as shit! Words, legalese, more words. I should be thankful I, like many, just blindly click acceptance. If I wanted to comb these oceans of legalese it would take me one month out of every year.
