London Resident Have MISSILE LAUNCHERS On Their Rooftops, Courtesy Of The Olympics.
How would you feel about having a high-velocity missile launcher stationed on your rooftop? I’d feel a bit of a villain swag, complimented by being really frightened that there was a death machine on my building’s head. London residents are working through these same sort of emotions as they prepare to have weapons of death on their rooftops in anti-terrorist measures during the the Olympics.
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Solo ‘HULK’ Movie Being Considered For 2015 Release; GREEN BACKS PREVAIL.
I’m getting a bit of the old motion sickness from whipping my head around following the conflicting Hulky reports. I had just assumed a movie was in the works. Kevin Feige said no. Now some other dude who runs a part of the Marvel Entertainment Kraken is all like “Yeah, prolly”. Someone give me a goddamn answer!
Scientists Have Found A Way to Regenerate Muscle Tissue After Heart Attack. Hee-Yay!
I’m one bad Diet Dew binge away from snapping and popping in my heart-piece. I know this. Just one bad day. So the news that scientists have found a way to generate muscle tissue after my inevitable collapse is fantastic.
‘GOD OF WAR: ASCENSION’ Details, Screens, & MULTIPLAYER Video.
God of War: Ascension – Kratos Fucks People To Death With Knives is going to have a multiplayer mode. This confirms for the series the last artifact of our current gaming generations’ nonsense that hadn’t been ingested into its dense, brooding soul.
Details, videos, and pictures after the jump.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ VIRAL Wants You To Arrest The Bat. ALSO! Trailer Images.
There’s some Dark Knight Rises viral campaigning rocketing out of the marketing-anus of WB demanding that we arrest the Batman. If that ain’t enough to grease the taint, there’s some trailer images too.
“Dinosaur-Killer” ASTEROIDS Way More Common Than Thought. Wee!
Apparently Jupiter is like, way slacking. You see, that big gassy son of a bitch is supposed to be our bulwark against cosmic refuse and shit smashing into us and like, ending civilization. Yet according to new reports cataclysmic asteroids used to be way more common than we’d rather think about.
Cosplay: COLOSSUS Body Paint Makes Kitty Pryde…Feel Things.
I’m not saying its cheating to have ripped abdominal muscles when you’re literally made out of fucking metal, I’m just saying that Colossus needs to get over himself.
‘PROMETHEUS’ INTERNATIONAL LAUNCH TRAILER: This Movie Looks F**king Amazing
Prometheus is flying underneath the shadow cast by The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises, but don’t let that fool you. This trailer is yet another confirmation that there is a good chance this flick is going to be the fucking berries.
1950s GREASER BATMAN Is Too Good To Be True.
Denis Medri has come up with this sexy alt-take on the Goddamn Batman. Imagine, if you will! A 1950s where Batman didn’t brood and stomp around ignoring therapy and his friends. Instead he tooled around in cars and generally made your ovaries hurt.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘DIABLO IIII’ TV SPOT: Evil Is Back. F**k Yes It Is.
A new Diablo III TV spot yesterday during the playoff basketball time thing, and my goodness. Just odd CG wankery. I need this game. I need it so desperately. Fifteen days.
