‘Green Lantern’ series in works for HBO Max in case you weren’t vomiting up capes already, good god
Green Lantern TV series coming to HBO Max! Sigh. Fucking remember when it was special to get a superhero television show? Do you? I can, sort of. But now? My fuck, is it ever exhausting. Eat from the trough, all of us! Like the pigs we are!
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Shigeru Miyamoto named “Person of Cultural Merit” by Japanese government which is a prestigious-as-fuck accomplishment
Man. Just think about Shigeru Miyamoto. The dude has given so many of us so much throughout the decades. And now? The Japanese government is recognizing Miyamoto for his contributions.
Netflix testing feature to speed-up episodes. Nothing says we’re fucking pop culture slobs like this, eh?
Hey! Pop culture pig! Stuffing your brain with distraction and garbage! Want to stuff more into your brain much quicker? Well, does Netflix have the test feature for you! That’s right! Watch MORE shit EVEN MORE MINDLESSLY in order to avoid the Big Scary Unknown.
The company has gone from hosting Black Mirror to becoming one of its episodes. Wee!
‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes
The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.
‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Bounty Hunting Is A Complicated Profession, But Fuck It Looks Cool
Man. Another trailer for The Mandalorian. Another wet spot in my fucking undies. Straight-up, this show looks so fucking good.
Microsoft bringing back Xbox All Access bundles with Project Scarlett upgrade included in one. G’damn that’s gotta be tempting for some!
Microsoft is bringing back its All Access bundle. The motherfucker is essentially the same as a cell phone subsidization or whatever — you pay as little as $19.99 a month for 24-months. In return? You get a console, XBL, and Xbox Game Pass. But, wait, there’s more! If you choose to opt into the Xbox One X bundle? You’ll get a free upgrade to Project Scarlett next year.
Pretty fucking dope deal, no?
Monday Morning Commute: the stars are yours (and mine)
Goddamn, is the Fall ever a twinset of gloom and glory. There’s something sublime about watching the leaves turn, experiencing the air crispen, and observing the stars throb. But, at the same time? Man, does it make existing a struggle. Early evenings, dreary afternoons, and the promise of only more darkness for the foreseeable future.
Like I said, a twinset! For as much as I enjoyed Fall last week? Sunday was a soufflé of sadness and ennui.
And then!
The work week!
Fuck me!
Anyways, thankfully, I got my own series of supplements to get me through the work week. And, I don’t just mean the uncomfortably large number of actual supplements I take on a daily basis. I also mean the variety of shows, games, and other pop culture popcorn I’m gorging on, to fight back the darkness.
And since this is Monday Morning Commute, I’ll enumerate them for you! Then, I hope you’ll join me in the comments section.
ESO has found what COULD be the smallest dwarf planet in our solar system! Hygiea, baby!
Hygiea was an asteroid! However, it may actually be the smallest dwarf planet in the solar system! The finding comes courtesy of the European Southern Observatory.
‘The Foundation’ adaptation casts Jared Harris and Lee Pace in lead roles! Too bad Goyer is involved, and it’s on fucking Apple TV
The Foundation is some of my favorite science-fiction. Jared Harris and Lee Pace fucking rule. This casting is fantastic! That said, man. It’s hard to be stoked about a series on Apple TV, with David S. Goyer as showrunner. Fuck.
Space Swoon: A gorgeous glimpse at four galaxy mega-clusters colliding!
Fuck yeah! The Chandra X-ray Observatory snagged this righteous picture! It’s a capture of four galaxy mega-clusters colliding.
