Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios Misses Loan Payments; Needs Rhode Island To Stay Afloat
There’s some deliciously awful about outspoken Republican blowhard Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios falling apart and needing corporate (wait for it) socialism to keep it afloat. They’re floundering as fuck, and of course it is up to tax payers (who obviously as We The People shouldn’t have to be burdened with another man’s failings unless they’re rich) to save the miserable enterprise.
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‘THE LAST OF US’ Truck Ambush Trailer: Grizzled Nathan Drake and Ellen Paige, I Want You.
I was really high on The Last of Us when the first trailer dropped back in December; some of us around here weren’t. This second trailer has kept my blood flowing into all the juicy places. Played out zombies? Familiar looking protagonist? Juno Girl? I don’t care. I’m sold. Sold, sold, sold.
MOUNTAIN DEW Tie-In With ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is My Heart Attack Dream.
I’ve always kept it to myself, a linger feeling that Batman could kick more ass if he was hopped up on the Dew. Everything kicks more ass when you’re jittering on the Dew. Now Pepsi Corporation Pigs and Dark Knight Rises Marketing Swine have made this mash-up of my geek dreams come true.
World’s Oldest Cave Engraving Is A VAGINA; We (Haven’t) Come So Far
You have to had it to us as a species. We’ve had our priorities down for a long, long. Titties and war! The world’s oldest cave engraving? A vag.
EDGAR WRIGHT Shooting ‘ANT-MAN’ & ‘THE WORLD’S END’ This Year? Wut x Infinity.
We already know that Edgar Wright is tickling all our pink parts this year with his filming of The World’s End, but they is going to push us into back-arching wonderful time. The man, the good man…may very well be shooting some of Ant-Man as well during this final year before Mayan Oblivion.
‘SWAMP THING’ x ‘ANIMAL MAN’ Event ‘ROTWORLD’ Kicks Off In Their 12th Issues.
Despite not reading Animal Man or Swamp Thing (listen I’m buying the trades, get off my ass), I’ve been kept abreast of their interweaving storylines courtesy of my brother. These mingling storylines will be coming to a head this August in the 12th issue of both titles.
Microsoft Invests In Russian Company That Kills BitTorrent Traffic. Ah, F**k!
There’s a Russian start-up out there called Pirate Pay that wants to take your porn and music from you. Using some sort of nefarious (or is it heroic?) method, they can kill BitTorrent streams. Such a skill assuredly attracts those who are interested in protecting their wares, and Microsoft would certainly fit the bill.
First Trailer For ‘REVOLUTION’, The New J.J. Abrams & Jon Favreau TV Show.
Ah, shit. I thought I could be cynical enough to completely dismiss yet another J.J. Abrams television show centered around technology and mystery. I was wrong. Double-wrong. The trailer for Revolution actually looks pretty cool to me, and I hate myself for feeling that way.
SOLAR-POWERED BIONIC EYE Developed By Stanford University. Yeah, Science!
All right, let’s be upfront. As is the case with most “Oh my fucking gawd, breakthrough!” posts, this article is more about potential cure than sudden miracle. Haters, you’ve been warned. Let us enjoy the potential for a solar-powered bionic eye together.
‘AVENGERS’ x Hopper’s ‘NIGHTHAWKS’ Painting. So Win.
Here’s a mash-up of Edward Hopper’s famous Nighthawks painting and the glorious second post-credits scene from Avengers. After the jump to prevent super-spoiler-time.
