World’s Oldest Cave Engraving Is A VAGINA; We (Haven’t) Come So Far

You have to had it to us as a species. We’ve had our priorities down for a long, long. Titties and war! The world’s oldest cave engraving? A vag.


 It’s the oldest known cave etching, probably dating back around 37,000 years–and the researchers claim it depicts female genitalia.

Since 1994, a team of researchers has moved its focus from the other oldest inhabited caves in France, at Chauvet-Pont-d’Arc. Instead, the team has settled down to work in Abri Castanet, and has found evidence of occupation dating back as far as 40,000 years.

Most recently, they discovered a portion of the cave that had been previously unexplored. They found a bunch of bones of reindeer and other animals, and when they carbon dated them, they all clustered in an age range dating them back 36,000 to 37,000 years.

They also found these engravings–and so with, with some certainty, are able to claim that they are the oldest of their kind, at around 37,000 years old, a finding they  report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science. While it may sound tenuous, according  to Sciencenumerous academics agree that these are indeed the oldest engravings yet to be found. There are some  older paintings we know of, but not engravings.

But what about the content of the images? In fact, there’s a long-standing history of artworks depicting female genitalia across ancient sites in France. Or, perhaps more accurately, there’s a long-standing history of interpreting them as such. Harold Dibble, an archaeologist at the University of Pennsylvania,  explained to Science  that the concept of the images depicting female genitals may “tell us more about the people making those interpretations”. Then again, if you’d spent the last 18 years digging through a remote cave system, you’d probably be seeing lady parts everywhere, too.