‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Sequel dropping April 8, 2022. How the fuck do they top the perfect original?

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the greatest comic book movie of all time. To me, to me. So fuck yeah, I’m excited the movie is getting a sequel. But how the fuck do they even come close to touching it? Glad I ain’t in charge of figuring that out.
‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ Cinematic Trailer: That Power Will Be Your Prison!
Even if they don’t make me super horny like they used to, I’m always excited by the announcement of a new World of Warcraft expansion. Shadowlands, baby!
‘Diablo IV’ Cinematic and Gameplay Trailers: By Three They Come, and They’re All Very Bloody
Oh, fuck yeah. We got ourselves some Diablo IV, people! Not just an announcement cinematic, either! A gameplay trailer too!
‘Watchmen’ soundtrack by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross gonna be dropped in three volumes. I cannot fucking wait.

I’ve only watched the first episode of Watchmen. But, man. I fucking loved it, and the music was a huge part of my enjoyment. So I’m fucking stoked that we’re going to be getting the soundtrack, even if it’s coming in three volumes. I fucking hate waiting! However, it’s neat that they’re going to drop them at key points in the season.
NASA scientists say interstellar object contains alien water. I mean, how goddamn cool is this?

Apparently, NASA scientists have discovered that the second-ever interstellar comet contains alien water. Interstellar water! How fucking cool is this?
‘The Batman’ director confirms Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon and let’s fucking go!

It is confirmed! Jeffrey Wright is Commissioner Gordon in The Batman, motherfuckers! And I couldn’t be happier. The cast for the movie is shaping up to be fucking fantastic.
‘Modern Warfare’ makes $600 million in opening weekend. The best for the series this generation. ‘Modern Warfare’ is bank, dudes.

Infinity Ward’s Modern Warfare reboot/remix is paying dividends. On its opening weekend the title made $600 million, which is the most for the series this generation. Me? Well, I bought the title based on the acclaim it’s single-player campaign is getting. Been a minute since I snagged a CoD, but members of the Space-Ship Omega know how much I’ve loved the series over the years. So, I’m stoked to check it out.
‘The End of the F***ing World’ Season 2 Trailer: Alive, but at what cost?
Man, it’s weird. I usually lament Netflix cancelling a series too soon. But in this case? I’m a bit ambivalent about a second season of TEOTFW. Like, the first season ended so fucking perfectly. That said, I’m going to watch it. Obviously. I loved the first season, and the second season is once again written by series creator Charlie Covell.
‘Death Stranding’ Launch Trailer: Eight minutes of Kojima’s next magnum opus
Here’s the launch trailer for Death Stranding, and woah is the motherfucker meaty. Eight goddamn minutes of confusing but intriguing content. I didn’t think I was going to engage this pig! However, with the delays of a few titles, and general curiosity building, I’m not sure anymore. I’ve officially wandered into “let’s see how the reviews are” territory.
PlayStation 4 is the second best selling console of all damn time. It’s sold 102.8 million systems, g’damn.

The PlayStation 4 is successful, folks. We’ve known that for a minute. But, how fucking successful is it? It’s officially the second best selling console of all time. And? It makes sense. It has an absolute fucking Murderer’s Row of exclusives.



