‘DIABLO 3’ In Full RETINA DISPLAY GLORY Or; F**k You New MacBook Pro
Diablo 3 is going to be rocking out in retinal display on the new MacBook Pro. I don’t exactly know what the absurd resolution looks like, I just know I want it.
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Space: Check Out Thackeray’s Globules, Or The Biggest Dust Bunnies Evar.
Oh, sexy. Check out Thackeray’s Globules. They’re so shiny. And enormous. And something? Not sure where I’m going with this conceit. Anyways, behold interstellar dust clouds, the largest of which are a goddamn light-year wide.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ COSTUMES REVEALED; Kneel Before Latex!
Hey friends. Have you too forgotten about Man of Steel? I don’t know if its willful repression of the fact that the post-Dark Knight Rises DC movieverse is helmed by Zack Snyder or early senility, but I keep forgetting this flick exists. Anyways, here’s some costumes from it.
Leave your thoughts in the comments box.
Preview: First Look At Jamie McKelvie’s Run On ‘DEFENDERS’
Jamie McKelvie is taking over as the artist on Defenders starting with the eight issue, and it has this chump right here excited. I haven’t indulged much in McKelvie, but what I have seen I’ve grinded up upon with a fervor.
Hit the jump for a preview of his first work.
Scientists Create SYNTHETIC SYNAPSE; The Rubicon Has Been Shit On.
There’s been a breakthrough in the development of synthetic synapses, and it’s a goddamn privilege that I even get to type that sentence. We’re flying head first into the future, folks. What is even more impressive is that soon that head is going to be cyber-nano-non-organic.
Boat Load of ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Screens Are Dubstepacular. I Made That Word Up.
Probably way late with this, but I don’t care. I do what I want! Come at me! Take that knife in lodge it in my soul, I will devour it and proclaim myself king. Oh uh what? Yeah, Borderlands 2 screens. I can’t wait for this game.
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN Offered Role As Plutarch Heavensbee In ‘CATCHING FIRE’
Am I being too mean when I say that despite liking him as an actor, I’ve always gotten the vibe that Philip Seymour Hoffman needs to get the fuck over himself? For that reason I can’t see him taking this role. It’s a frannnnnnnnnnnnnchise.
Monday Morning Commute: Craft Rockets, Slay Demons.
Look to the stars and tell me what you see.
Hope? Possibility? Wonder? All there, of course. But sometimes when we crank our necks and gaze starward we can’t help but see the lifeless shells of our gods drifting about. The carcasses of once-beloved titans, now mere space debris. Inanimate. No longer fighting for us.
What’s worse is that upon being vacated, the cadavers of our deities fall prey to the very demons they’d hoped to battle into eternity. What these obsidian antagonists lack in strength they make up for with immortality. And tenacity. As such, they wait until their enemies have been felled by by the uncaring sword of Providence and then ravage the remains.
Apathy. Complacency. Pessimism. But three members of the nefarious tribe known as Cosmic Demons.
So what’re we to do? How can we help preserve the splendor of the night sky as dusk descends and the stars come out? Well, I’ll let you in on a secret. The truth is that those giant forms vulnerably swimming across our telescopic paths only look like god-corpses. But in actuality, they are vehicles just waiting to be piloted again. Hell, we can even set up shop and inhabit them for the rest of our days! We don’t have to mistake the idol for the idea!
Become the gods you praise. Take a stand against galactic gluttony. Slay demons with creativity.
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Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
I’m going to take you through all the ways I’ll be slaying ennui-demons on my quest for the weekend! After checking out my conquests, hit up the comments sections and detail your own!
Grab your battle-axe and get in the rocketship!
